So what is the funniest scenario for 2024. I think it would be Biden running with Hillary as his VP, then losing to Nikki Haley with Trump as her VP, running on the platform of becoming the first female president.
Oh, so THAT'S why all the Bidenists and bots have been getting super pissed when you bring up how much the Biden campaign is following HRC's losing strategies from 2016.
Pokemon go and vote for Biden!
What's the over/under on Hillary saying "rizz" on camera at some point in the next year?
"Voting for Biden is totally on fleek."
"All the women these days know is eat hot chip and lie, when what they should know is eat hot chip and vote."
You know what gives me a Hi-Fi Rush? Electoralism.
Let's pokemon go brandon
Just when you thought Biden might have a sliver of a chance to win
They bring in Hilldawg- Slayer of Campaigns
Her own campaigns
It's her turn?
Trying to ensure Harris doesn't end up first woman president?
Even Hillary isn't worried about THAT
I'm sure she has contingency plans for just such a possibility
the long 2016
If she actually gets the VP spot there's 0% chance Biden wins. It's already vanishingly low, but with her as VP it's impossible.
Practically means you're voting for her too with his chances of dying in office or being debilitated are high. Hell, he may get COVID with this new wave and all the people he interacts with traveling due to worldwide conflicts hitting fever pitches
Biden's gonna step down for health reasons before the nomination and all the super-duper-delegates will nominate Hillary as a compromise.
We'd be screwed as a nation but it would be hilarious to see her lose again to the orange
I'll laugh the entire time I am constructing my hermitage in the deepest woods.
I already figured Biden was gonna lose the next election. Now I am 100% certain of it.
She's electable IF YOU VOTE FOR HER!
It's her turn
IT'S
HER
TURN
She should divorce Bill and marry Trump. That is the objectively funniest thing that could happen.
Need to create a rival for Barron to keep him on his toes
Name the new successor Barack just to make it more delicious.
Consider: she becomes Biden's running mate for 2024, somehow they win despite losing the popular vote to Trump, the day of the inauguration Biden has a heart attack on the stairs to Air Force One, dying instantly, Kamala becomes first female pres for a day causing Hillary to descend into rabid insanity, the 25th ammendment is invoked and Marjorie Taylor Greene (having somehow become Speaker) becomes the second woman to serve as President
Well yes, but I'm talking about more realistic scenarios. I can see them ditching Kamala, it would be so funny because KHive would go insane.
Time to just chill in Cedar Rapids again
Serious question:
Is this a joke? Is this satire?
Democrats have a weird obsession with Hillary, so probably not. They actually think she's smart, likable, etc. They haven't figured out that for whatever "base" of voters she grabs, there is a larger base of "fuck no! Anyone but her!" voters. I would've thought 2008 and 2016 would've proved that point by now.
I get contention on the point of these politicians being "smart" as a thought terminating cliche. I think at some level people feel entirely comfortable not giving a fuck about what I'm saying. Which is to say that if I pushed back about this, they'd dig their heels in on the next point in my hopeless endeavor to change hearts and minds. Kissinger was not 'smart,' the fruits of his labor were millions of deaths. It's been hard to explain how someone being educated at Harvard leaves me skeptical of their credentials. It doesn't matter to me how well spoken Buttigieg is, his rhetoric is empty and his methods are status quo up-keeping bullshit. It leaves this blindspot where libs can't believe nobody else cares that Trump did documents wrong. That doesn't make the people who impeached him his intellectual superiors. Trump's (primary) problem isn't that he was dumb at the helm, but rather that he was ratcheting an austere, fascist ideology while rolling back everything that tried to protect the planet from pollution.
Hillary had a more academic debate than Trump. Do you remember anything she said? Do you remember that time Trump said that if he were in charge, she'd be in jail? She got owned.
Well you would think it would prove the point, but Biden ran like a zillion times and is now president.
It really is incredible that thenlist of people responsible for her loss includes literally every person on earth except her at this point.
The democratic party cannot fail, it can only be failed.
Satire, no. A joke? A cruel one to be sure and it’s being played on us.
Broke: it's Joever
Woke: HRCieze the Day.
I think it'll be when Hillary has Joe release a series of ads that darken Trump's skin and strongly imply he's probably a secret "mulatto"
Then Biden slips on shit and breaks his hip at the Iowa State Fair
The DNC thinks about annointing Kamala but blinks. They approach Oprah about a surprise, last-minute bid, but she's not interested. They finally settle on Beto O'Rourke. He loses every state to Trump.
If you thought his poll numbers were bad now, just wait!
"You know those states that you need to win in order to get elected? Check this out...... fuck em."
Queen TERF is obviously the key to a Dem sweep
I hope she pulls some House of Cards shit and manage to whip the nation into voting for her as president and Bill as VP
I’m going to be writing her in for my 3rd straight election. How many times have you voted for Hilary?
LEADERSH
FUTU
FRATIC!
Hilldog / Newsom 2024
Absolutely wild. 2024 election gonna have Trump AND Biden losing. To what? No one knows. But there's NO way either are getting anything resembling a win.
trump can win unless a court literally rules that he's not allowed to run. i think people massively overestimate how much a criminal conviction would hurt his chances.
This is how you win!
Three, remember she lost to Obama after she tried to call him a socialist and people believed her.
Biden V. Trump where Biden somehow has a pretty good lead about a month or two before the general. Hillary decides to kill Biden in order to become president and he gets heart-attacked-gunned. Hillary takes over and the Dem party immediately drops 8 points leading to another L for Hillary.
It's the dunk tank.
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