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[-] erik@hexbear.net 79 points 9 months ago
[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 71 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Listen, Jack. Everything looks like a nail.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 64 points 9 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 9 months ago

Babe it's 4 pm time for your airstrike to make you stop owning us on the seas

yes-honey-left

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 63 points 9 months ago

The bombings will continue until our stocks improve

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

The economy is bombing sir!

That’s what I've been saying all along, Ukraine, Syria, Iraq ... you know the thing!

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 61 points 9 months ago

They let him define "working" and he still dropped the ball, amazing.

[-] panopticon@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

Seems like bad practice from a legal pov to admit that your military action has no clear feasible goal, but I guess it's moot if US Presidents never have to answer for their war crimes

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 58 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Genocide Joe doin' what he does best, nothing to see here biden-fall

[-] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 9 months ago

Butcher Biden doing Butcher Biden shit.

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Bombing just for the love of the game.

Like wtf are you even meant to say to this. he-admit-it

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 46 points 9 months ago

Of course it is working! The arms manufacturers are getting richer while the working class bleeds out. Just like war always works.

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

Lmao what is he, the fucking non-flying squirrel from adventure time?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

Love that guy

Glad everything turned out for him

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 9 months ago

Yo spoilers mf

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

May I present to you The Harm Reduction Candidate â„¢!

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago

"Look I don't know how more obviously I can demonstrate that this was only ever about blood sacrifices to Moloch. We honestly thought the press was going to stop going along with it well before we reached this point, but nope, you are terrifyingly bent on seeing how far this little Milgram experiment can go, arentcha?"

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

Is this the best guy the empire could come up with to be their president? Lmao.

Poor people of Yemen though

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

"We're not stopping them, but at least we're getting to kill a lot of people (in service of ensuring continuation of a genocide)"

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I was complaining about Butcher Biden yesterday to a friend who lives outside the U.S. but seemingly inhales every update on Trump's court cases, even she agreed that Trump was less bloodthirsty towards the international community than Biden.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Democrats are less blood and soil (and bloodlust) than Republicans but they are also more competent stewards of empire so if both sides agree on a course of action (like protecting global capitalist hegemony) the dems will be more ruthlessly efficient. They'll spackle the gaping holes in their morality with pablum and the media will eat it up.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I used to believe this but how can you think this after 4 years of bumbling senile Brandon losing Afghanistan, losing Ukraine, creating the crisis that will destroy Israel, etc? The Lloyd Austin scandal where he just went MIA for weeks. It’s blatant incompetence and idiocy going on at the White House, they are flying by the seat of their pants and making gigantic blunders because they are dyed in the wool Liberals who actually huff their own farts and idealistically believe in all their own bullshit.

I think you are right that Obama’s admin was more competent and ruthless, but GWB’s admin was as well.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

You're right, Brandon is really good at screwing shit up by being himself.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago
[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

de-escalatory bombings, everyone

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

He looks like he's about to die at any moment

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

Let me ask a counter question:

Where am I and are you my dead son?

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's not 'working', but I do enjoy swinging my MIC around. biden-troll

[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

Insanity is trying the same thing over and over again until it works

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

*Outside of software development in certain niche spaces

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

See, if we kill the most combatants in a conflict, we'd win the war by default... remember Korea and Vietnam, Jack? Even the Republicans and MAGAmen are in this as well.... Call of Duty players to the polls!

biden

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

1 trillion in war spending folks

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Blood, for the blood god! biden-harbinger

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Sending $20 million dollar missiles to take out some welded steel A-frames

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