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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4272846

What kind of drugs it takes to come up with shit like this?

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[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 91 points 5 months ago

Americans are incapable of understanding they’re bad people with or without the help of an external boogeyman

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago

But conservatives are only bad because foreign interference

Without it they'd go back to being respectable republicans like Ronald Reagan

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

I think the line is their bad because their dumb and let themselves be controlled or are selfish and are letting themselves be controlled for personal enrichment.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 80 points 5 months ago

russia would be way way cooler if china was controlling them

[-] Des@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

maybe they can do the Hearts of Iron 4 "boost party" thing until the communist party of russia gains majority control

be super cool

[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 78 points 5 months ago

It was the inscrutable orientals all along!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago

Give it another year or two and you'll see Xi being compared to Fu Manchu

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 5 months ago

I bet somewhere he was already long ago. Multiple western publications including The Economist already portrayed him as the Qing emperor.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 59 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Crucially none of these armband wearers are the actual nazis the democrats are supporting

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

There's only one Nazi who's obsessed with the letter X and it isn't Xi Jinping.

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 55 points 5 months ago

MCU brained political analysis

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

Feels like a call of duty game plot, first it's the russians but then plot twist it was the dastardly chinese all along.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Battlefield 4 I think

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 5 months ago

It's way stupider than MCU, inside that universe the reality is being more firmly grabbed by participants and their conspiracy plots are less convoluted and more proven.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

Remain calm, giga Xi Patriots are in control.

[-] Kestrel@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

Wake up sheeple

[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Did Putin chop down a blood tree

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 5 months ago

He was just refreshing the tree of liberty.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

bath salts, likely

[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

I can't help but to think that even when I was a liberal I'd be like jesse-wtf

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

Breath of settler, its strong shit makes you lose all grasp on reality.

[-] assyrian@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

the X is for Xi, do you guys get it?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago
[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

So I'm voting for Trump, I guess?

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Libs sharing way to much about the fetishes they're into.

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Just straight up BlueAnon

[-] goose@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Zaddymir Zootin

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

drugs that make you forget how big things are

[-] hexachrome@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

just some extremely large round boys, no need for alarm

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

That is the most Dr. Seuss ass Putin I’ve ever seen and I’m kinda here for it

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Liberals are insufferable internet-delenda-est

[-] Greenleaf@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Shows Putin with bloody axe

American bombs and military equipment - the thing Biden has been giving Israel for months now and desperately wants to give them much more of - have killed far more children in Gaza than have been killed in the SMO.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

23k updoots le epic

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