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We rule free water (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by yokonzo@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 146 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Toot toot TOOOOOOT

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 81 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It's sad because I know exactly what you're talking about. As of 5 minutes ago.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think it's fantastic. I used to have this experience on Reddit years and years ago. If Lemmy is able to reproduce that journey, it's not a negative.

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Shrimps is bugs forever

[–] flames5123@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Exactly what I was missing from Reddit. I understand the joke from just browsing all. I love this.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not sad it's great

[–] tuxtey@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not sad or great, it's ridiculous. There's never been a third toot.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I'm Aaron Mankhe, and this... Is Lore.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

you are impacting my performance!

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

And morale

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ridiculous comment. There's never been a third toot.

[–] anonymous111@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

3x toots? That didn't happen.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Gretchen, stop trying to make third toot happen. It's not going to happen.

[–] ZILtoid1991@mastodon.world 1 points 10 months ago

@Gradually_Adjusting
@yokonzo
Now there's also a toot on this comment

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 143 points 10 months ago (1 children)

W FART

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 64 points 10 months ago (3 children)

W: Fart free water!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Stand back, fellas, I'm lactose intolerant. I got this.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

Fart free water is a major L

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 10 months ago (2 children)

W Fart Free Water

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

My mind insists on connecting the missing dots,
WET FART FREE WATER

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Common fart-free water W

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you ignore the first W it reads to me as, "Fart Free Water." That's actually an attribute I like in my water.

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

That’s defo a W(in)

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately the precipitation cycle means all water has been farted in to some degree.

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Most of it is diverted to Europe though - loads of people there order their water with gas

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 42 points 10 months ago

"We fart free water"

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 10 months ago

    W
   FA
   RT
 FREE
WATER

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Designer rule: Sometimes you can, but you shouldn't.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

[–] blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 10 months ago

FA RT

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh I love eating out at W FART. They've got the best bean burritos and even give out FREE WATER.

Edit: Bonus joke, W. FART is an amazing Mega Man ability.

[–] Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

WFARTFRWAT= we fart for real what

[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

EEER

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I like my water with 100% Extra Fart

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

s p a r k l i n g

[–] braxy29@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

this makes me irrationally angry. who thought this was a clever idea?!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

We fart free water? Good to know.

[–] Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

Read strictly left to right, this says water, free fart water.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

WATER FREE RT FA W

[–] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

F A R T W A T E R

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is why conceptualizing and planning is so important in design lmao

You could have the greatest idea in the world, and all people will see is FART.

[–] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Farteer rule.

[–] MiltownClowns@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Farteeer.

Pronounced like Cartier with an f. Cuz it's fancy.

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