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[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 63 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What Trump really wants is Greenland. The foolish Danes refused to sell it to him fairly but as the lord of Canada he would be able to field an army on Hans Island and use that as a bridgehead for an invasion.

Why does he lust for Greenland? It is quite simple, Trump want to restore American as a manufacturing superpower but he knows that America is far behind China and needs a boost to get ahead. Who is even better at producing stuff than China? Santa Claus. By controlling Greenland and Santa's workshop, America will gain access to advanced elf technology and use it to usher in a new American century.

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago

The war on Christmas was an inside job all along

[-] huf@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

... CIA sponsored elves fighting pentagon funded elves in greenland

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 62 points 3 weeks ago

Oh my god fallout timeline time

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago

I hope we die soon

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

No power armor or energy weapons though

Shame

[-] Lemister@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

No the nuking of Tel Aviv, the Middle Eastern war, the European civil war, the invasion of mexico all came before Canada.

[-] blame@hexbear.net 54 points 3 weeks ago

canada is already the 51st state in all but name. It has almost zero sovereignty from the US.

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 46 points 3 weeks ago

yeah, it's just kinda silly at this point.

But I still enjoy not allowing Americans with their guns to freely roam this stupid country.

[-] Lemister@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

the other 1% is owned by the anglo royals.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 53 points 3 weeks ago

Oh god, we're getting Fallout timeline not Star Trek.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Tbf star trek did have a third world war

[-] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

But we missed the Bell Riots & there's very little time left for the Irish Reunification of 2024, I don't think we're in the Trek timeline sadness

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Star Trek also had the USSR so the fall probably set back the timeline a few years, no need to fret.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Romulan Tal Shiar time agents delayed those like they delayed Khan's reign in the 90's.

[-] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

god it would be so funny if all the libs who moved to canada to escape drumpf ended up back in amerikkka

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

Hand it over. That thing, your old growth forests.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Large adult ~~son~~ state

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

The U.K. gets to choose between America and Europe. Tough one that. Dead tough.

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

oh my god... the brump is REALLL

he looks just like brandon

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

The bugbear I have whenever anyone calls another place the 51st state is surely they'd be more than one state? Like there's 10 provinces wouldn't it be 10 more states IDK.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

It depends on which party would benefit in the senate.

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Alberta will be divided into multiple states to maximize its votes in the Senate and the Electoral College.

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

maybe quebec is a state and the rest is federal territory

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I could see Norway admitted as a single state with some clause to permit the split of two new states from it in the same way as the "New States of convenient size not exceeding four in number" thing when Texas was admitted. Canada, though? Suriname can certainly pull off having a single administrative division comprising well over half the country, but I'm not so sure about the USA...

Sent from Mdewakanton Dakota lands / Sept. 29 1837Treaty with the Sioux of September 29th, 1837

"We Will Talk of Nothing Else": Dakota Interpretations of the Treaty of 1837

[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

Quebec should secede so they can become the 51st state before Canada

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

They are in the Gold Dining Room.

"Please Mr. President sir - I am merely the prime minister of a large but totally insignificant country that borders the great, strong and powerful country that could be called the Trump States of America."

"Yeah."

"As a token of friendship - I have brought several hundred pounds of the best Canadian maple syrup for Mar-a-Lago and if I do say so myself—"

"Yeah, people like that. But what else you got? Whaddya got for me?" Everybody in the room is following every word. Trudeau can see at least three people are using cell phones to record them.

"Um..."

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Are we really going the Fallout timeline? I'm sorry! I won't touch the :lathe-of-heaven: again!!

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

We are going to see Trump give Alaska back to Russia and then start a war to get Greenland at Putin's suggestion.

[-] Class_of_1917@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

plz Trump ✍️🙏🙏

[-] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

quiet part loud

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Infinite Jest future, here we come

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

He will pry universal health care and legal cannabis out of our cold dead hands.

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

the government encouraging you to be euthanized instead of getting disability benefits will remain tho

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] asg101@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Unless it is in summertime, gets fucking hot in summer..

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