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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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just saying. me and sorosfootsoldier are in it to win it

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

you know, this whole time i havent had an avatar. i have maintained my irc integrity.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is like my 5th account where my opsec gang at

I remember the whimsical lil jackhammer animation when the site was under construction

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah same, this is my 5th account too

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Same I was here on day 1

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

You are merely kind of old, you don't get access to the Chapo.Chat senior's discount.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm the queen of having No Life

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Imagine having a discord. I was in the know without a discord mari-smug

[–] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

that would require having friends, which solidifies my position as the queen of having No Life

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

FUCK! You beat me by 14 minutes!

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Honestly, not even among the first 2500? Such a youngster.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Perhaps

But my frequent commenter discount has been paying dividends

[–] abc@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

what the fuck i was left off this list???

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Too generic username, next time do a rhyme like a b c bour geoi sie

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

tfw you will never be a pissmancer like dirt_owl sadness

[–] NoYouLogOff@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Finally, one thing I have over that notorious owl!

That and bladder control.

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I got you beat by one whole day! smuglord

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

My personal 9/11

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was a day wunner for real, but that was on my old stupid account

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

IT'S TRUE I SWEAR I'M ONE OF THE COOL ONES

[–] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

haha imagining joining in October 2020

only unimaginably massive dorks do that zane

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

My Canadian girlfriend that goes to a different school and none of you know had a day 1 account.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

This join date is all I have, please don't make me sacrifice it to the god of opsec

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago
[–] Des@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

july 26th baybee!!

i really need to give this one up but i don't wanna

[–] jack@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

July 28th because I didn't know the website was up for a couple of days sadness

[–] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

wow so you're basically a carpet bagger

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Der_Towel: a german guy who's really into towels.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I too, like the Owl, am an October ChaCha baby, with Libra rising.

[–] Galli@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

there can only be one

[–] GOD@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

7-26 💪💪💪