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Like Neo in The Matrix and "I know kung fu", what one ability would you choose to upload directly to your mind? (lemmy.world)

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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

Universal language module. Not to translate all into English but to understand all of them.

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Just put this fish in your ear.

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

Take your pick:

1980s BBC (Jump to 2:05 if the timestamp doesn’t work).

2005 Movie

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

You're now a protocol droid.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Ok I think - except that I am absolute shit at protocol so now I'm gonna get someone killed.

[-] CitricBase@lemmy.world 122 points 6 days ago

Polyglotism. Being able to speak every language would be practically a superpower.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 61 points 6 days ago

This is a neat idea until you're in a situation where you remember 38 different words for a thing, just not the one in the language you need

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago

I only speak one language fluently and one language extremely poorly.

The number of times I’ve been able to come up with the word I want in my second language and completely blanked on it in my native language baffles my mind.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago

This is why I learned the shit out of English: If I forget a word, there's like 6 more words that are close enough to the one I forgot.

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[-] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago

If I could 'cheat' and say 'I know every language in the world', and that included programming languages and things like scientific notation as a language, I'd take that in a heartbeat. If not, I'd take programming, as at least then I can create things and make money.

If speaking every language included dead and forgotten languages too though, then it would be a very tough choice.

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

Ability to complete a household project with only 1 trip to the hardware store.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago

Impossible... that would break some fundamental law of physics or something

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago

I want the entirety of mathematics indellably etched into my mental model. I want to see the math behind everything in reality the way Neo saw the matrix code in the walls of the grubby apartment buildings.

[-] Cratermaker@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

What if that just drives you insane due to the problem described by Gödel's incompleteness theorem? Maybe you'd become susceptible to someone telling you "this statement is false".

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[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I'll do the same for physics. Together we shall reign.

[-] pmk 3 points 4 days ago

11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.

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[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

I'd upload a few languages. Instantly being able to speak and read an array of languages and traveling the world would be fun.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

This is a good one. I interact with a lot of East and South Asians in my spare time, and I would love to speak all of their languages. Especially since their English is not the best (in my circle, that is).

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 53 points 6 days ago

"I know how to make myself do the thing I planned to do."

[-] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

Download more RAM. My working memory is shit (ADHD).

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[-] MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

Math, so so much math...

[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 31 points 6 days ago

The ability to upload any ability into my mind that I can think of and be amazing at it.

Shashahshaaa!

Runs away and throws pocket sand

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Found the guy that wishes for more wishes

[-] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

How to people.

I have great ideas and am horrible at explaining them.

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[-] sep@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Read and write all languages. Be it swahili, mandarin, latin, hieroglyfs, python, c++ or java. ;)

[-] theherk@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

You had me until Java.

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[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago

Whatever is fun and makes money. Tired of being bored and broke all the time.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 5 days ago

One way is making raytracing shaders for older games. I recall one korean dude whose patreon was raking in ~50k dollars a month, several of his releases/posts were about adding raytracing to Fallout 4

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

Thanks! Sounds like a significant learning curve.

Not that I'm opposed. Currently reskilling myself from bored accountant to hopefully some sort of IT wizard. Just learning everything I can get my hands on and doing projects like building / maintaining a home server, building a PC, switched to Linux last year, and coding some small projects in Python.

I just feel like I'm learning such basic things and won't be able to actually make money with any of this for years. It's frustrating lol

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago

25 years in IT here: you're on the right track. Tablet generation has really caused a brain drain.

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[-] danhab99@programming.dev 14 points 5 days ago

If I could have something magical: I'd like to be able to accelerate my thinking so I can have as long as I want to think things through

If it's gotta be real: easier to use memory, I feel like I have no idea what's going on bc I forget shit, but it's not forgotten I just didn't remember that memory at the right time even though I had it..

Talking to people hasn't been going well lately

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[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago

The ability to make an ability uploading tool.

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[-] TIN@feddit.uk 18 points 6 days ago

I'd love to know how to dance, I mean really properly dance for every situation, not just a generic two foot shuffle. I've seen some people who can dance properly and they looked cool as fuck.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 13 points 6 days ago

You can dance if you want to!

[-] vomitaur@slrpnk.net 15 points 6 days ago

we can leave your friends behind!

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[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 10 points 5 days ago

Speaking Korean, I live here for 4 years already and despite pushing moderatelly to learn it, I don't speak it at all. Everything I learn I forget very fast again.

[-] frankPodmore@slrpnk.net 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Musical ability — perfect pitch, great rhythm. I'm an okay musician after years working at it, but I'd love to be better.

[-] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Playing the piano and other instruments like a master. Music conveys feelings we can’t convey otherwise.

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[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago

I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

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[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Ability to fold a fitted sheet.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I know it's a thought experiment but try to be a little realistic.

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[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I would immediately download more RAM. No hax. Really works.

[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 16 points 6 days ago

Psychotherapy

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago

"he's been going all night, he's a machine!"

"....I know healthy emotion regulation"

"...show me"

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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

the ability to think calmly and rationally

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