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[–] fox@hexbear.net 92 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Searching Tiananmen Square in English on the Chinese app populated by Chinese people speaking Chinese is a pretty good bit though

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

that was the most other-perspective-taking cracker

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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 86 points 5 months ago (2 children)

god the one of the guy searching tiananmen square on an app that isn't in english is so fucking funny agony-shivering

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

certainty chinese people must be oblivious to the existence of a popular travel destination in the center of their capital city very-smart

THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE FOUNDING OF THE PRC IS CELEBRATED THERE EVERY YEAR lmfao. do they think they burned the square down or something?

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 85 points 5 months ago (3 children)

have fun under constant video social and economic surveillance

motherfucker you are describing my real life right now in America

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 54 points 5 months ago

Good work citizen, +10 FICO score

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Every social media app on planet earth does all of that (how many diff apps have their own storefronts and advertising for them, to say nothing of the metadata they collect on you)

The difference is this one is in 'ebil authoritarian country'

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[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

I bet you tiananmen square 100% comes up when written something like this 天安門广场 as it is a Chinese app, but liberals don't ever think ofc.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 77 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Can confirm. Also, how is anyone gonna imagine that they're gonna block the name of a location that's a historical site. Pooh ban brain levels of thinking.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

It's also a current tourist site. I've been there, it was nice. Lots of pretty paper kites.

[–] WellTheresYourCobbler@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

Lmao that’s wild

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[–] crime@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Th anglo brainpan cannot conceive of not being catered to in any circumstance

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Engels 1882:

Then, about ten years ago, the British manufacturer got frightened, and asked his ambassadors and consuls how it was that he could no longer keep his customers together. The unanimous answer was: (1) You don't learn your customer's language but expect him to speak your own; (2) You don't even try to suit your customer's wants, habits, and tastes, but expect him to conform to your English ones.

[–] Wake@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lol I just tried this and tons of videos come up. Liberals are so cooked.

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[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 68 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'm in. Please deport me to China. I can hang out with the person that liked picture of my cat

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dibs on living in Chengdu, I’d love to get a master’s program and work at that Panda facility.

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[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I've seen so many neolib smug posts which say, "Hey, I will pay you to move to China and see how you like it." Motherfucker, I beg of you, send me on a plane so I can fulfill my dream where I work on RISC-V tech and research and develop 3D printers which print computer parts.

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[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 63 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So many flagpeople here, of course.

But good on Gen Z, they are becoming ungovernable.

This is definitely the funniest blowback for AmeriKKKa so far.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

But good on Gen Z, they are becoming ungovernable.

If I'm remembering right didn't the government do a military exercise about a gen z uprising or some such? I get why so much social media tries to impart hustle grind culture along with reactionary racism and misogyny on young people, because they scared.

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[–] iie@hexbear.net 54 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I once wrote a youtube comment that merely listed a series of locations and dates where America toppled socialist movements or governments. It was in response to someone, I said something like “Tell that to [list].”

The comment got shadow-deleted.

I once, as a test, wrote a comment that merely said “West Bank.” Shadow-deleted. At that point I think my account was flagged for talking about Palestine, so the censor was stricter for me.

There is also fierce censorship on the major subreddits. I don’t really post on reddit so I haven’t experienced it, but the censorship is flagrant enough that I think a lot of people are aware of it.

Then you have Snowden’s leaks, arrests and assassinations of whistleblowers, mysterious deaths of civil rights activists during the George Floyd protests, a media in near lockstep with the State Department, widespread involvement of the military and intelligence communities in Hollywood (Theaters of War discusses this), rampant propaganda about foreign countries, and… oh, right, the actual fucking wars and interventions America conducts constantly. US involvement in the Middle East since 9/11 has contributed to over 4 million deaths and displaced over 38 million refugees by some counts. America midwifed the conflict in Ukraine for a decade or more. The Gaza genocide is just an acute expression of standard US foreign policy.

We have a government owned by corporations. 70% of Americans want single-payer healthcare but our politicians would never dream of it, because they’re all vetted and bribed. The housing industry is gamed by big finance. Rents are skyrocketing while the bulk of our politicians are landlords themselves. Adjusting for inflation, the minimum wage has fallen 50% since the 70s. The opiate crisis continues unchecked. The food industry has free rein to sell the most addictive, obesogenic foods science can conceive of. Student debt is insane. There’s infinite money for war but no money to help ordinary people, because politicians don’t want people to realize that change is possible.

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[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago

Thought-terminating cliche after thought-terminating cliche 🥱

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago (3 children)

the "commie zoning vs freedom zoning" one is wild because he even says the word ZONING in the goddamn meme

yeah, in america we are also restricted on what we can and cant build on the land we buy fucking fool

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

commie zoning
posts picture of US 1950s cracker suburb that only allows cracker homebuyers

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[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Many of these posts are so artificial they look like fedposting.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago (2 children)

my assumption is that it's because american liberals are so thoroughly brainwashed that they ARE fedposting except the government isn't even paying them to do it. the bourgeois piggies just laugh and say "yes!! attack them instead of us! yes!! say the thing about a hundred gorillion starved! drink my piss piggy! aha!"

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[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Even if it were true that China was doing bulk data harvesting (which is bullshit), the argument that it’s somehow “less safe” makes zero sense. If you’re a US citizen/resident, the US government is clearly a bigger threat to your life and livelihood. What’s China gonna do to foreigners? Ban them from entering their country? On the other hand, we can be sure that China won’t hand your data over to the US government. So wouldn’t that make Chinese apps safer for Americans?

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[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The liberals are NOT alright. xhs-doge shinji-losing-it

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[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Damn they banned that guy for posting lies? That goes hard

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[–] iie@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago (4 children)

We have a megathread debunking Tiananmen here, do we have one for Xinjiang? It would be nice to put all the evidence in one place

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

wojak-nooo “NOOOO you can’t go on the China app, their ebul government is suppressing it! Stay on wholesome American apps where that doesn’t happen! Ignore that those companies explicitly state that the U.S. government pressures them into taking down content they find objectionable!”

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Idk. Funnily enough, from what I've heard, Elon's not the type to rail against China much (especially since his foreign production base significantly includes China as well)

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"have fun under constant social, video, and economic surveillance. if that's the price you're willing to pay for a comfortable life, you should probably move there"

firstly this dude looks like the second a sliver of sunlight touches his unmelanated skin he burns to a crisp. he's red and shiny like he was just working out but also looks like he's never worked out or even just worked a job a day in his life

secondly we have all that here anyway except nobody is living a comfortable life, so i'm not even sure why he's trying to make that argument. all it did was prove he's completely brainwashed and ignorant to the reality of the shithole country he's living in.

based on literally almost nothing i've deduced this dude is from an upper middle class family and is just floating through life on his whiteness and economic privilege.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

"Y"IMBY posts picture criticizing zoning laws in China

Picture of "Chinese zoning" is just a typical American suburb

Complaints about DUH GUBERMENT telling you what you're allowed to build and where, as if zoning laws and urban planning aren't the norm in literally any civilized country + the US

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

if i weren't banned from twitter for calling musk a paedophile like 8 years ago, i'd reply to every single one of these with "cope sit-back-and-enjoy "

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like it because so far my feed has been so wholesome. IG is full of porn and it gets annoying

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[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Lmao that first one. Where are you gonna send my ass, I promise nobody wants me. If they'd take me in China I'd be there staring at giant ice sculptures in Harbin already.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

Turns out when you lie and slander, people don't like that and get you banned

Who would have thought of that?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

Spitting out my mouthful of cereal zomg guys GUYS "little red note/book/ dae COMMUNSIM!"

Meanwhile everything in burgerland is modeled after the american revolution and christian nationalism.

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s less funny when you realize that this is the mainstream US opinion when it comes to China

Hard to laugh seeing all the likes

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[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Xitters gonna shit {themselves}

[–] crime@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

Oh no, please don't deport me to China, I would be so owned

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