Wait is he describing a shawarma? chicken, garlic sauce, pita, humus. Unno where the lunch meats would fit lmao.

But describe garlic sauce as flavourless, or the chicken as unseasoned..... mf has covid.

dogshit bread

TFW no high fructose corn syrup

Is he talking about how white Americans try to make Mediterranean food? Because this is exactly the kind of thing my aunt would make when she was on the "Mediterranean diet"

does this mf think britain is mediterranean or what

I guess he really can't have an opinion about food, he doesn't even know what Mediterranean food is.

Mediterranean food includes Italian, Greek, and Morrocan food, no? What is he on about ?

knock off mayonnaise

It's only mayonnaise if it's made in america, otherwise it's just sparkling salad cream.

When I'm feeling positive and a bit idealistic I smile and think "food is the universal language." I'm glad I can live in a world with all these diverse foods. Sharing cuisine is a beautiful experience. It's a great way to share a very intimate and beautiful part of your culture. If I make you "my" homemade wheat noodles I'm sharing a recipe that's over 100 years old, passed down. Learned it from my grandma when I was a kid.

Then there's this disingenuous fuck, here. Showing his ass for the world to see.

Reminds me of this. My only counterpoint is 1) I'd eat that shit and 2) if you're out at night and you get gyro and tzatziki sauce on fries you'd change your tone.

Pure unadulterated copium that readily absorbs moisture in the air to form a hydrated salt.

Dogshit bread, boring lunchmeat, unseasoned chicken.

You just described white American "cuisine"

Knock off mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is just disgusting, period. Any knock-off would be an improvement. True chads use hot sauce.

Ashkenazim Jews can have an opinion on food, right? We have bagels.

frenchs

The landlord who uses racial slurs and has posted a picture of himself in blackface has bad takes. Who could have guessed?

twitter let this clown get his account back?

I don't understand what food he's describing

will never know what it's like to eat traditional Turkish food for all meals. Seeing this take, from an Amerikkkan of all people, after eating my grandmother's great imambayıldı (cw: pic has yoghurt) and being offered aşure reminds me that even good food has haters.

To be fair we stole an important amount of those great recipes. His take is that the region's cuisine is generally bad though(unacceptable).

Toss my balela salad

Am I remembering correctly that this guy has gusano parents?

it's a bit. it's a bad bit, but it's a bit.

Can't show my girlfriend this. Shed cry

Why does this piece of shit even have an audience?

Yeah I get it. He used to be a celebrity famous for... being a bigoted piece of shit.

I swear he gives off subsidized-by-feds vibes, like Andy Warhol.

Mediterranean cuisine is fairly fast down the list of my favourite cuisines though. Barring Italian. Italian is really quite something

gusano yankoids commenting on the quality of bread anywhere else in the world