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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

Motherfuckers name is "SHEEV"

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Along with One Whitewoman and Only Blackman.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whenever my partner wants to make fun of me for liking stupid Star Wars stuff, I hear "Sah-vahj Oh-press" lol

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

one of the glup shitto Jedi he whacks in the Clone Wars to establish him as a big bad guy is unnamed but officially credited as Master Imagunnadie lmao

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought Ima-gun Di got got on Ryloth. Either way, the Clones Wars team was cooking with that stupid name lol

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I looked it up and you're right, I have no clue who the Jedi that Savage kills are lol

I like Jabba the Hutt's cousin that talks like Truman Capote lmao

What a choice

And who could forget everyone's favorite character, the original baby Yoda, Jabba's son Stinky

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[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe in the theory that some brazillian dude worked in Episode 2 and tried his best to troll George Lucas.

Count Doku sounds in Brazil: Count from the ass(this one the team responsible for the dubbing changed to Conde Dokan in Brazil) Master Sifo-Dyas sounds EXACTLY like: Master get fucked(Mestre se fodia).

And the names works, Doku is a huge asshole and Sifo-Dyas only reason to be in the history is to get fucked.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Darth Papi Culo (spanish I know my portguese is non-existent)

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Darth P'hap Eecyul'o

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Just a bunch of gleep-glops fizzing around, listening to Jizz

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (5 children)

One, I suspect totally unintentional, thing I kinda like about the Star Wars world building, is it seems like most alien species are a bit "whatever" about all the political shit the humans are getting into.

Clearly there are exceptions, you seem some aliens with the rebellion, a few aliens get close to humans and get involved in their affairs (Chewbacca), but it seems like a lot of them just have an attitude of "not really our business". Which is kind of how I expect things would be if we ever ended up in a universe with a lot of diverse sapient species, some would get involved with our affairs but most would just be like "hey I'll trade you some Wagpog for your Dingloo and I don't really give a shit about anything beyond that".

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah but the thing is that shouldn't be the case because the empire is explicitly human supremacist and uses aliens as slaves and shit so like, aliens should probably care about that

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I suspect the aliens who do support the rebellion are probably those being impacted by Imperial policy. That or they have their own autonomous resistances.

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Rebellion's official name is "The Alliance to Restore the Republic", it's a group of autonomous resistances acting in coordination. This is old canon I think but one of the big ones are the squid people who supply the Alliance with ships.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I actually knew that but I find it a bit weird now because Andor seems to imply that there were a lot of pro-separatist factions in the rebellion. I think Andor himself was in a pro-Confederation militia before the events of the show.

IDK I guess Neo-Republicans took over.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In both legends and canon Separatists holdouts do play an important part in the early rebellion, but eventually get sideline by the coreworld republicans

Fucking KKKore World KKKrackers coopting genuine Out Rim Liberation Struggles!

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is old canon I think but one of the big ones are the squid people who supply the Alliance with ships.

Mon Calamari, yeah, the species Admiral Akbar is. I don't think it's ever stated in the movie, but all the more round ships in ROTJ were theirs, meant to contrast with the much more angular human designs.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

A lot of it is less “they don’t give a fuck” and more “non-humans are often enslaved or pushed into the criminal world by a human supremacist empire (and republic frankly)”

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The CIS was primarily alien by design of palps.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

By design of palps but also due to legitimate complaints about a relatively human-supremacist republic

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One, I suspect totally unintentional, thing I kinda like about the Star Wars world building, is it seems like most alien species are a bit "whatever" about all the political shit the humans are getting into.

Never get into the old expanded universe

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's cuz the EU is pretty hit or miss quality wise. For every KOTOR there's like ten really bad comics about the robot that patched Luke up at the end of Empire was also friends with Yoda and ran a coffee shop with him.

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

the robot that patched Luke up at the end of Empire was also friends with Yoda and ran a coffee shop with him

sounds like a rad isekai when is it getting animated

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

and also, if going by previous post, they're all full of all politics of everyone who ever wrote anything for star wars

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the comics were literally classed as lower level than everything else. the books were mostly decent, with a few stinkers and a few "literally for children", but i never fucked with the comics.

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[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's also probably a heap of aliens who are like "okay I breath Methane and everyday I interact with humans I have to wear this stupid suit, can I just deal with my shit right now thanks?"

This guy is probably exhausted with that shit working for Saw

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone (rightly) gives JK shit for her names, but George Lucas was just like "I will give the evil guy who's secretly the protagonists father the name 'Dark Dad-guy!'"

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's a very clear distinction here between jowling kowling rowling doing it out of ignorance and spite and George Lucas' doing it out of ignorance and admiration

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well yes, Lucas is a much less shitty human than JK, I figured that went without saying around here.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lucas is a much less shitty human than JK

Sure, but Lucas has a lot of fucked up views. Like check out his views on pedophilia as expressed when discussing Indiana Jones

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[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah people will sometimes say the prequels are "for kids" but it makes a lot more sense if you imagine it was written by a child.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Admiral Bone-To-Pick

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

Stabba Badguyman

If you told me this was in a Hideo Kojima game, I'd believe you.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meanwhile I'm reeling from the knowledge that there's more than one planet called Ploo

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago

Completely unrelated with Plo Koon

[–] barf@vegantheoryclub.org 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ploo II

Ploo Two

Pluto

They made Pluto a planet again, sneaky

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

moralo eval

This is turning the dial to 11, then past eleven breaking the knob off, then back to eleven. This fucks so hard.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Wade Ressellian is so true for human pilot side character

see Dak Ralter

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

i will always like Stabba badguy, he was from one of my favorite clone wars arcs

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Frank Herbert enters the chat

[–] fox@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I maintain the only fucked up name in that series is Duncan Idaho and it's because he's some normal ass dude. Paul and Jessica and Leto are all names with, by the time of Dune, ancient heritage going back to Earth. Makes total sense that far future aristocrats are using the names of their mythical ancestors. But Duncan? He's just some dude. Why is he bearing the name of Idaho, a region of the lost Earth? He's not noble and has no mythical heritage going back to the dawn of time.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

He's just some dude. Why is he bearing the name of Idaho, a region of the lost Earth? He's not noble and has no mythical heritage going back to the dawn of time.

Language is funny though it's entirely possible Idaho potatoes got transported to another planet. People started calling them Idaho's and then Idaho became a peasant/farmer surname divorced from context etc

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

live-slug-reaction Moneoooo... Moneoooo I need to talk to you about how homosexuality erodes military strength.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Leto really does 0% governing and spends his days and nights fucking with Moneo for the love of the game, it's his one admirable quality.

And the fact that Moneo just has to sit there and take it because he's seen the future without Leto and has to let himself be bullied as part of the Golden Path

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