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farquaad-point this nerd thinks we care about the pathetic justifications libs make for not being able to do good things

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[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 108 points 11 months ago
  • Liberals cannot do that because it would be illegal

  • There's nothing we can do about conservatives when they break the law, because they are too powerful

Lather, rinse, repeat.

[-] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 85 points 11 months ago

The important part is that we failed the right way

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 67 points 11 months ago

We respected the norms and standards while being completely dysfunctional

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 50 points 11 months ago

One time an angry lib on reddit-logo sent me a cartoon where an anarchist said "At last, I am the one pure leftist!" as he was being executed by a Nazi. It could easily have been altered to say "We couldn't save anybody from the carnage, but at least we played by the rules!"

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 46 points 11 months ago

Even unedited, that comic contradicts their point.

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[-] Civility@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago
[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 91 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Imagine believing in the Separation of Powers when the ruling class controls all branches of the governmentdata-laughing

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why yes, I support the Separation of Powers. How could you tell?

[-] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 65 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Are the libs really trying to quote the constitution at us now? Read Federalist Papers #10 if you give so much of a shit about how the founders thought government was supposed to work.

These were people who led a revolution to replace the feudal ruling class with their own capitalist ruling class. It was literally democracy by and for the bourgeoisie. It was in their class interest for these protections to work and one of their biggest concerns was factionalism, which became a problem almost immediately and ultimately became so ubiquitous that even the most apolitical folks will complain about “division” and talk about how all the parties serve rich people.

Separation of powers my ass. Go take a look at the size of the executive bureaucracy and tell me how much you think the founders expected congress to abdicate large swaths of their power to the executive branch due to factional pressure. It’s such a bullshit argument, even from a non-leftist point of view.

[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 65 points 11 months ago

Separation of powers? How about you separate deez nuts? eat-ass

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

fuckin gottem

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 61 points 11 months ago

It was designed from the ground up to prevent good things? shocked-pikachu

[-] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

A government of slave owners and

CW SArapists
designed a system meant to keep people like them in power? surprised-pika-messed-up surprised-pika surprised-pika-messed-up

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 56 points 11 months ago

liberals absolutely cannot fathom that someone else might be more read than they are so they assume all communists are the kids who fell asleep in the back of the class in 8th grade

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 55 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

separation of powers? nah dude the president has all the guys with guns, if he really wanted to he could purge the ranks, keep loyalists, and kill the other branches. in fact, the truest idea of separation is, funny enough, the fact that there are many executives in governorships who have their own militias and state guards. but these are obviously dwarfed by national spending and national recruitment numbers

also you know, he could do huge damage to the whole system if he wanted to given the fact he can legally drone strike pretty much whoever he wants

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 53 points 11 months ago

Trying to convert an atheist with Bible verses vibe.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

The Book of Lib 5:38

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 50 points 11 months ago

I recommend reading any version of the constitution of the USSR. There's all kinds of enumerated positive rights. The government had legal obligations to safeguard your welfare, as opposed to the US government which is often legally prohibited from acting against the rich.

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

Socialist constitutions are always a great read, but of course liberals will say "well ackshually it's all a ploy and they don't follow it smuglord"

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 11 months ago

I think it'll blow Americans minds to learn that the USSR went through multiple constitutions throughout its existence. Not half-assed amendments, entirely new constitutions that protected people's rights explicitly.

Americans treat their constitution like the Bible and, also like the Bible, they use it to justify colonizing other countries. Because those authoritarian enemy states don't have freedom like we do or whatever. Of course, reality is pretty much the exact opposite of that.

[-] Washburn@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago

The laws that govern the organization of the bourgeois republic are as innate as the laws that govern reality. The separation of powers, like gravity, is to be understood and worked within, as critique is pointless, because change is impossible.

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[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago

Wait a sec, even China has "separation of powers."

What is this person on about?

Why do they think that MLs don't do "separation of powers."

[-] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago

The argument they're mad about is that Biden could have exerted pressure on Manchin and Sinema in creative ways to coerce them into being less obstructive. Apparently this would be "becoming the Republicans"

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[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 11 months ago

"It says it in our HOLY DOCUMENT that our elections are fair and free which means they are."

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

The president doesn't actually have any power sweaty. 🤔 Unless he's Republican.

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago

"I'm sorry, but slavishly literal and rigid adherence to the made-up rules of bourgois democracy that are completely ignored by anybody but us is the only moral couse of action when the ghouls that govern the USA are stripping somebody off their human rights again. When they go low, we go high, high on sniffing our own farts."

Reddit's least unhinged and privileged liberal

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

It's a shame Executive Orders can only be issued by Republicans

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

To anyone from a non US system this is just sad. What is with the US libs thinking their separation of powers is remotely good instead of a deliberate attempt to avoide working class rule and maintain slavery? No sane person would give the US President the monarchical powers he has, even France is more limited.

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[-] Doubledee@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

bern-disgust

I am once again asking the posters accusing Hexbears of bigotry to provide an example of what they mean.

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[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

Pweeease I'm just a smol bean pwesident I can't weawy do anything~ biden-troll

[-] D61@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

"You gotta vote JOE for Team Blue if you want anything good to happen in the USA!" liberalism

also

"JOE DOESNT OWE YOU ANYTHING!" maybe-later-kiddo

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

remember when the Supreme Court was gonna derail the new deal and FDR just shrugged and gave up? or when the Senate filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and LBJ just shrugged and gave up?

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago

the only "separation of powers" i'm interested in is the one that separates the head from the neck of those in power.

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[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

why is friends in scare quotes mfer honk-enraged

[-] Washburn@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

smh my head at these fake friends 😔

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

fake people showin fake love to me

straight up to my faaaaace

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago
[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

The source of our disagreement must be that they simply have not internalized the same shit we all learned in high school.

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[-] VHS@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

i think there was a reason why Lincoln and FDR actually got anything done

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago
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