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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Honestly, that's the most baddest one so far.

"Hey! You guys got a problem?"

[Menacingly] "Buddy, we are the problem."

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A group of lemmy users is a commune.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like a Leftist Infighting

No one is left enough to be considered left besides me.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Hey, that's what my dad used to call me!

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Everyone acting like they're a misery to be around with these names.

I'm sure many of you are okay people on your own, be more positive about yourself.

[–] fujiwood@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, I'll be a "3.6 Rontgen".

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[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

a liability

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If I get a ute as my next vehicle, I need this guy's face in the window

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A confusion

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

A clusterfuck.

Either that or a delicatessen lol

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beautiful! Is that a Banh Mi?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It sure is! You have a good eye.

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[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A group of me is a "Linux Install Party".

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Tell us your distro of choice.... and then watch the group turn to cannibalism.

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

A conundrum

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I have a long running stance that if I meet myself it's a fight to the death on sight. With that in mind...

A Deathmatch of Dantes.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

A snuggle, apparently.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A sighting

How are there more than one of me? This should not be possible

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] PoorYorick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Either an Anomaly, or a Difficulty

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A campaign.

There would finally be enough willing people in one spot...

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[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Dirty Mike and the boys.

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

A reason to check your underwear

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

A bag of assholes....

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A gaggle.
Of dicks, specifically.

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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

An incompetence

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago
[–] devolution@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

A disappointment

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago
[–] lime@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

An infestation.

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago
[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] xep@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago

I figured someone must've posted this by now but no! A boredom.

[–] MadBabs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
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