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"I hated Zohran a couple of months ago and I still think he deserves to be killed for being Muslim but he won so I'm gonna copy all his shit
What do you mean I'm a senator and should be focusing on bigger issues like ICE murdering unarmed people in the streets?
The Baileys never mentioned any of that, the Baileys never complain about fascism"
ICE bucket challenge failed 
"ICE bucket challenge" is def something :kelly: would say at the end of a comic
It's almost too wordy for 
but maybe just toes the line.
When you actually look in the bucket instead of trusting a Democrat:
Sounds good chuck, so I suppose you want to build some more housing with the explicit goal of lowering property values, doing union-busting on capitalists, build more green energy infrastructure, get universal pre-k passed AND universal healthcare?
You’re going to get that taken care of, right?
No, Schumer. It's the five PILLARS of Islam. Get it right, you idiot.
...why buckets?
should've used burgers
Because pillars are Maoist.
or islamic
planks are socialist
Americans can't understand things unless they're related to household objects. E.g. spoons as a metaphor for energy/willpower.
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Wish he would just kick one
And of course, health care.
Unless you’re coming out in support of Medicare for All, I don’t believe you.
"Of course" meaning "we do it every single election for the past 50 years without a single improvement so it's still necessary"
To be fair, they don't care about the other four buckets, either.
It's gonna be Abundance isn't it? 🤡
You know it. Nothing like convincing the real estate industry to lower their profits out of the goodness of their hearts.
MFS been focusing on healthcare so long they burned a hole in it
The 5 buckets are the Bailey's, the Bailey's, the Bailey's, the Bailey's and the Bailey's conservative neighbors.
I mean, if he actually meant this and had good solutions, he'd end up remembered more fondly than Obomber, but he's obviously just trying to steer the conversation away from immigration and imperialism, right?
🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
the plot twist is that the focus is pro monopoly, every time
To Schumer: (cw: suicidal ideation)
Wish he was being distributed between 5 buckets
You can just claim to be working on the popular things when you have no actual power to push that agenda. Then you can blame Trump for problems you wouldn't have solved if you had power to solve them.
exactly, the most politically convenient thing is to push an agenda you know will never pass. theyd never push under a blue administration. the worst political outcome is to achieve your goals (which youve willingly compromised on) and have to deal with the consequences, a lesson the democrats learned after the aca
"We must do everything in our power to drive these costs higher!"
"All hail the line"
Focusing on finding ways to say "we tried but we couldn't! Sorry!"
Can't say ICE is a bucket since he's ready to give them more funding as long as they do more "training".
"training"
Schumer was very disappointed in how many shots it took to take down an unarmed civilian 😤
"Get it? It's a bucket list! All of the things you pretend you're going to do, but never get around to doing before you kick it!"
I've got 5 buckets for you champ, 5 Bakker Buckets
spoiler: all the buckets are actually just means testing
"These are the things we're going to say are priories and do nothing about aside from ensure profits"
I was told the dems were also focused on AI regulations, totally actual ones and not just ones to help big tech