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[-] sloth@hexbear.net 80 points 1 year ago

6 kinds of white - 2 kinds of asian

"Each group must be proprortionately represented"

jesse-wtf

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

"Wide-eyed" and "narrow-eyed" too yikes

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 year ago

Right? It's like this mfer has never heard of cranial measurements.

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[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yo what the fuck his brain is completely fried. I thought this was fake so I checked his twitter. What is going on with his new writing style where he only puts a couple words per line? What is this?

"Sneak the truth

boys

you were once

scientists"

and what the fuck is going on here?

"Force

Push

Nudge

What could go wrong?

Sincerely,

Top-down

enthusiasts

feathering their own

beds"

???

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

kelly Benzo High-ku

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

Clearly

you aren't

a fan

of poetry,

loser

[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

you are one

amusing

bastard

(he said that one to elon lmao)

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

But yeah, the man's brain is a bowl of chunky stew at this point

[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

And watch out woke universities, he's about to share that chunky stew at his new Peterson Academy.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Rupi Kaur for incels

[-] RamSwamson 22 points 1 year ago

I bet this is what it’s like to be in a text chain with him.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

SMDH my dick head, he must have pulled one too many shifts at the Chinese dick-sucking factory

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

@coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net I think you are being catfished by doctor peterson

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[-] edge@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmm, I wonder where he got "Trinary" from 🤔 Where did he get the idea that race is three separate and distinct groups soviet-hmm

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Black, White and Other

Just like we've been saying this entire time right guys?

[-] edge@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

(The soviet hmm is a link btw.)

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Oh, I'm on my phone so it never even occurred to click it

Also, yeah, of course he would go for the disproven eugenics shit

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

holy shit nice catch, that's some advanced race theory right there. so that's why ukrainians insist on calling russians as "mongols", it all makes sense.

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[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

This list is missing HAM SANDWICH

measurehead

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Jordan, Jordan are you okay?

Someone check if he had a stroke

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Seriously, I wonder if he's relapsed with the benzos

[-] dualmindblade@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Browsing r/researchchemicals, r/drugs etc you see stuff with a similar vibe, barred out people believing they're 100% sober posting barely readable nonsense

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've seen many of these; they resulted in me developing a healthy fear of benzos

So many of these stories end with these people ending up in hospital or jail, and with no memory of how

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or if the shady induced-coma procedure he underwent to kick them off last time didn't leave him with brain damage

[-] ikiru@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

The only thing that could convince me that he didn't sustain significant brain damage after that is an actual medical analysis that proves otherwise.

Dude has never been the same, not that he was much better before. These are definitely the ramblings of a brain damaged, enabled pseudo-intellectual Right-winger.

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looking into it his daughter said he suffered "several strokes" and he had to partly relearn how to write and stuff after that procedure, so yeah

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[-] Neon_Dystopia@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

He has literal brain damage, must be a soup by now.

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[-] roux@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

This dude makes money spouting the dumbest fucking shit you've ever read and I don't.

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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago
[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah, my boy’s tying one on again! Don’t stop posting jordy! One benzo : one post let’s gooo

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Gotta say, this is the worst attempt at an own I've ever seen

[-] echognomics@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Errr, I think he's trying to do satirical verse (ala Swift's A Modest Proposal) to say that leftists are actually the Real Racists^TM^ (apparently Woke Progressives insist on everything existing on spectrums with absurdly marginal and meaningless differentiations (like how sexuality/gender are on a spectrum?), and also hypocrites who don't really believe in the validity of the racist race spectrums that they impose on people like him (apparently Woke Progressives are ok with black people "identifying" as white people?)...? Also apparently race just means different shades of skin colours?

Or is he just unironically doing Advanced Race Theory, Measurehead-style?

Or both?

limmy-what

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

JBP with his brain is leaking out of his ears while on a cocktail of drugs that would make Mick Jagger nauseated.: LGBT bad, clean room good

His followers: sage advice, you have turned my life around, I will defend you to the grave

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

As long as comic book characters and video game characters continue to be black women, I don't care what you call yourself.

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Political ideology is hexanary:

Midnight lib

Just plain lib

Semi-lib

Semi-demi-lib

Hemi-semi-demi-lib

Communist (that's me, the one true leftist)

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

He's having another breakdown isn't he?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

no, this is still the last one, he hasn't completed it yet

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[-] dannoffs 28 points 1 year ago

I just checked his account to see if this was real and homie is definitely not okay. 3 pages in on nitter only got me to tweets from 12 hours ago.

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[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If one thing is a spectrum all things are spectrums. Objections? very-intelligent

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[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I’m pinkest pink, which means I’m legally barred from fucking Anish Kapoor

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did they have to bar you from fucking Anish Kapoor? Who wants to fuck Anish Kapoor?

[-] Tofu_Lewis@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

This dipshit makes me feel so much better about the bad poetry I wrote when I was a youngster.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

He definitely isn't making a 1-dimensional graph because he likes racial hierarchies or anything

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

tag yourself

I'm ghostly white/goth

Can't wear black to the old folks' home.

He's trying to be a transphobe, but it's so frothingfash that it took me a while to figure it out.

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[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Is he trying to do a poetry? Or is his brain just soup?

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

He's been

Posting like this

For

A few months now

And it's

Fucking

Hilarious

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