6 kinds of white - 2 kinds of asian
"Each group must be proprortionately represented"
"Wide-eyed" and "narrow-eyed" too 
Right? It's like this mfer has never heard of cranial measurements.
yo what the fuck his brain is completely fried. I thought this was fake so I checked his twitter. What is going on with his new writing style where he only puts a couple words per line? What is this?
"Sneak the truth
boys
you were once
scientists"
and what the fuck is going on here?
"Force
Push
Nudge
What could go wrong?
Sincerely,
Top-down
enthusiasts
feathering their own
beds"
???
Benzo High-ku
Clearly
you aren't
a fan
of poetry,
loser
you are one
amusing
bastard
(he said that one to elon lmao)
But yeah, the man's brain is a bowl of chunky stew at this point
And watch out woke universities, he's about to share that chunky stew at his new Peterson Academy.
Rupi Kaur for incels
I bet this is what it’s like to be in a text chain with him.
SMDH my dick head, he must have pulled one too many shifts at the Chinese dick-sucking factory
@coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net I think you are being catfished by doctor peterson
Hmm, I wonder where he got "Trinary" from 🤔 Where did he get the idea that race is three separate and distinct groups 
Black, White and Other
Just like we've been saying this entire time right guys?
(The soviet hmm is a link btw.)
Oh, I'm on my phone so it never even occurred to click it
Also, yeah, of course he would go for the disproven eugenics shit
holy shit nice catch, that's some advanced race theory right there. so that's why ukrainians insist on calling russians as "mongols", it all makes sense.
Jordan, Jordan are you okay?
Someone check if he had a stroke
Seriously, I wonder if he's relapsed with the benzos
Browsing r/researchchemicals, r/drugs etc you see stuff with a similar vibe, barred out people believing they're 100% sober posting barely readable nonsense
I've seen many of these; they resulted in me developing a healthy fear of benzos
So many of these stories end with these people ending up in hospital or jail, and with no memory of how
Or if the shady induced-coma procedure he underwent to kick them off last time didn't leave him with brain damage
The only thing that could convince me that he didn't sustain significant brain damage after that is an actual medical analysis that proves otherwise.
Dude has never been the same, not that he was much better before. These are definitely the ramblings of a brain damaged, enabled pseudo-intellectual Right-winger.
Looking into it his daughter said he suffered "several strokes" and he had to partly relearn how to write and stuff after that procedure, so yeah
He has literal brain damage, must be a soup by now.
This dude makes money spouting the dumbest fucking shit you've ever read and I don't.
Fuck yeah, my boy’s tying one on again! Don’t stop posting jordy! One benzo : one post let’s gooo
Gotta say, this is the worst attempt at an own I've ever seen
Errr, I think he's trying to do satirical verse (ala Swift's A Modest Proposal) to say that leftists are actually the Real Racists^TM^ (apparently Woke Progressives insist on everything existing on spectrums with absurdly marginal and meaningless differentiations (like how sexuality/gender are on a spectrum?), and also hypocrites who don't really believe in the validity of the racist race spectrums that they impose on people like him (apparently Woke Progressives are ok with black people "identifying" as white people?)...? Also apparently race just means different shades of skin colours?
Or is he just unironically doing Advanced Race Theory, Measurehead-style?
Or both?
JBP with his brain is leaking out of his ears while on a cocktail of drugs that would make Mick Jagger nauseated.: LGBT bad, clean room good
His followers: sage advice, you have turned my life around, I will defend you to the grave
As long as comic book characters and video game characters continue to be black women, I don't care what you call yourself.
Political ideology is hexanary:
Midnight lib
Just plain lib
Semi-lib
Semi-demi-lib
Hemi-semi-demi-lib
Communist (that's me, the one true leftist)
He's having another breakdown isn't he?
I just checked his account to see if this was real and homie is definitely not okay. 3 pages in on nitter only got me to tweets from 12 hours ago.
I’m pinkest pink, which means I’m legally barred from fucking Anish Kapoor
Did they have to bar you from fucking Anish Kapoor? Who wants to fuck Anish Kapoor?
This dipshit makes me feel so much better about the bad poetry I wrote when I was a youngster.
He definitely isn't making a 1-dimensional graph because he likes racial hierarchies or anything
tag yourself
I'm ghostly white/goth
Can't wear black to the old folks' home.
He's trying to be a transphobe, but it's so 
that it took me a while to figure it out.
Is he trying to do a poetry? Or is his brain just soup?
He's been
Posting like this
For
A few months now
And it's
Fucking
Hilarious
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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