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Trump says no deal except “unconditional surrender” (hexbear.net)
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[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

His tweets used to be funny, unpredictable, riddled with wacky and memorable misspells like "hamberders" and "covfefe." Everyone has a catchy nickname, "Crazy Bernie", "Crooked Hillary", "Sleepy Joe", "Little Marco", "Lyin' Ted," etc. Now it is formulaic in its unhingeness, always with random words in full capital, and it always ends with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" - as if they just used AI to simulate the greatest hits, but there was no artistry in the shitposting and it is never funny anymore.

Big Man fell off, washed

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

I believe they are using ai to make these tweets tbh.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

He used to be so big and wet and now he's just that gross dried out sponge that fell behind the washing machine

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 6 hours ago

Is this a real post? Wow.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 10 points 6 hours ago

next we learn his definition of 'unconditional surrender' is them dropping every bomb they have on Natanz then running away

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 42 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

cool so the US will be surrendering to Iran?

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 13 points 6 hours ago

Unconditionally, even.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 27 points 9 hours ago

American unconditional surrender is infact on the table. They can destroy our fragile empire and by contrast we can not really convincingly project force into their sphere of influence

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 55 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You can't make MIGA without breaking some eggs folks

trump-kubrick-stare

Trump is completely determined to fuck up US hegemony so much worse than GWB could have dreamed.

mission-accomplished-1mission-accomplished-2

[–] trompete@hexbear.net 22 points 10 hours ago

Mission impossible kelly

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 8 hours ago

I'm really looking forward to all the video clips of him saying "MIGA" out loud and not realizing what it sounds like.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 50 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Iran has a population of 93 million. America is not capable of invading and occupying it.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Furthermore America wasn't capable of invading and occupying Afghanistan, a country much poorer and less equipped than Iran.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 59 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Question is, does Trump know what unconditional surrender means, or does he just think it’s a cooler, more badass version of surrender?

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago

"unconditional surrender" isn't really a thing, it's a refusal to accept surrender. In reality, conditions are the POINT of a surrender. If your opponent isn't offering any guarantees why wouldn't you fight to the last man, woman and child? "Unconditional" could mean "we are going to execute everyone in this country". That's why it was demanded of Japan - there was no surrender they could offer that wouldn't allow the US to say it wasn't enough and nuke them anyway, which is exactly what happened.

It's a prettied-up version of "no quarter" intended to obfuscate the war crime.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 32 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Why are you asking that while wearing your "Trump thinks unconditional surrender is just a more badass version of surrender" t-shirt?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 20 points 9 hours ago

touché

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 31 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

never gonna happen unless the big wet man is ready to nuke tehran

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 34 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Becoming increasingly depressed thinking that's exactly what's gonna happen doomjak

[–] huf@hexbear.net 14 points 8 hours ago

it's either that or the US withdraws and israel nukes tehran...

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 15 points 8 hours ago

trade-offer

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 50 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Holy cringe this guy is out of ideas and has no plan.

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 21 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I heard someone say somewhere that Iran is the biggest country the US has ever invaded.

[–] ourtimewillcome@hexbear.net 24 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

they invaded russia in 1918

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago

The original coalition of the willing

[–] jack@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago

Well, all the land the US stole in the first place, from natives and Mexico

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

And this is the weakest the US's military has been since like, the war of 1812

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

By what metric? Serious question

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

In 1811 we had more F-22s

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 35 points 10 hours ago

Got it. Troops will be home by Christmas

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 hours ago

Yo! You can't even make your own country great. Only the billionaires in it.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 13 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

This very precisely refers to the USA, actually. And we don't even need to destroy the USA, just remove all the garbage. And the first step is to remove Donald.

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago

"We don't need to cure the brain cancer, just remove all the tumors. And the first step is to remove the headache."

You are not smart.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 21 points 8 hours ago

don't even need to destroy the USA, just remove all the garbage

:same-picture:

[–] jack@hexbear.net 46 points 10 hours ago

And we don't even need to destroy the USA, just remove all the garbage

Oops, it's all garbage

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And we don't even need to destroy the USA

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The USA

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

How did you get a video of me entering my own home???

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 8 hours ago

How do you think?