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https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/13/style/rubio-vance-big-shoes-florsheim-cec
This is so funny
Look at Rubio lolol
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I hope they trip down unwaxed stairs and die π₯°π₯°
Trump is doing this in purpose and you cannot convince me otherwise.
syphilis is assuming full control ratatouille style
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The most ridiculous thing about this is the timeframe. It's not like this was over a few days: those first two photos were taken on January 7th and the third was on March 3! Imagine putting up with this shit for 2 months to suck up to your shitty mercurial boss lmao
Its like a bdsm type scenario I guess. A demonstration of their enthusiastic ongoing consent that they come in every day like that. Constantly having the discomfort in their feet with blisters and the public aspect of it where each one saw others get added to the sub clubs.
hazing
imagine if the supply chains get so fucked up you canβt buy new shoes anymore and these are the shoes he has to wear into the apocalypse
Why not just buy the exact same pair in the right size and say its the shoes Trump gave you? He'd probably believe it was the same ones.
This is why you'll always be stuck in the pack and not out ahead like me. You obviously don't keep the original pair but you don't buy a proper-fitting replacement pair either. You buy a series of ever-increasing sizes until you're clomping around in 22 EEEs loudly saying "WOW ALL OF YOUR TINY SHOES LOOK REALLY FUCKING STUPID."
i really don't understand how they didn't immediately send aides to buy correctly fitting pairs. maybe these pictures are all from the first day Trump gave them the shoes?
maybe these pictures are all from the first day Trump gave them the shoes?
Nope. See AernaLingus's comment here. This has been going on for months.
I think that not only is the oversize a totally intentional choice by Trump, but that also his sycophants know he'll be looking to see if they are in fact clomping around in shoes too big, so they have to wear them as proof of their deference to him.
that's great.
imagining Trump's court as a contemporary Louis XIV's, and all the players and courtesans and eunuchs buying and wearing increasingly large and ill-fitting shoes in an attempt to curry favor and signal craven devotion.
He's SO fucking good. Like he's also a massive piece of shit but when he's just being catty to his sycophants it's hysterical.
They look like height boosting shoes too? lmfao
Modern suits are the epitome of "I have no taste and I must wear". They all look like sunday school children. Suits havent been fly since the zoot.
On the one hand I think suits are generally just wear for drone people. But on the other I see Fetterman in his hoodie and basketball shorts and I cringe. Land of contrasts.
With Fetterman, it's basically like seeing your basketball coach support the murder of children
If we had someone less awful, it would be a bit like a 90's comedy movie
Senator Greedly: Senator McCool, I demand you show some decorum while you are here in the Capitol!
Senator McCool: Bro, I already did (points to a nearby wall which has been graffitied with a slammin' mural of a man who is half-dinosaur doing a kick-flip over an explosion)
Senator Greedly: Ahwuhhhhhhhh!?!?!?!
Thats just cause its Fettermen though. I'd throw down to some Kropotkin in a hoodie. Be lookin' comfy as fuck.
Kropotkin in a Hoodie - should be a song.
Dress them up in robes like in the UK
Lenin in a snuggie could get it
I'm just going to leave this here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor's_New_Clothes
Why? Oh, no reason
This would be such a 30 Rock Jack Donaghy thing - power shoe sizing.
power shoe sizing is one of the 19 pillars of office wear in the Six Sigma synergy negotiation gambits.
i watched the Boca tapes from 1996.
Rolling up to the Oval Office like:
Also, I appreciate that this is a legit symptom of the Trump admin sycophancy problem so it's not just poking fun at silly shoes to mock this shit
Marco Rubio's mother says "he'll grow into them."
The first instinct would be to think trump just bought them shoes in his own size. But he does have tiny hands which I would suspect correlates with tiny feet, suggesting the much funnier option that this is a power move.
the oversized shoes are a nod to his personal hero, Ronald McDonald
Can't have a clown show without clown shoes 
That explains the shoes, but why is the hem of their slacks nearly halfway up to their knees?
How often do you think Trump uses the line "you've got some big shoes to fill" in cabinet meetings?
Maybe he thinks Marco Rubio is still growing?
My little Marco, folks, he's growing like a weed! You've never seen such a big boy, he's grown three inches since his last birthday. Many people are saying he'll be very tall one day! Not taller than than me but very tall! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Trump has a big shoes on men fetish, let my man kink.
modern day white elephants for his vassals
Whatever podcast I heard this on was reading from an article (wapo maybe?) that sounded like an advertorial. "The company has been providing high quality stylish and comfortable shoes to Americans for over 50 years. And with many models costing only $140 they are an excellent value." (From memory not a quote.) If it isn't a weird power game it could be a sponsorship deal?? Someone needs to investigate floresheim ownership.
More journalism is needed on this issue as clearly something funny is happening. How does Donald trump even know about such a low end brand? I assume these people are all wearing very expensive shit all the time, probably their socks cost more than $140.
