Masterful play sir, as always.
I know I'm just getting ragebaited here, but "showing where you stand" with a Hitler Youth haircut while vigorously denying being a Nazi is somehow even lamer than just being an open Nazi.
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Wait, we were supposed to get angry? I actually thought it was hilarious; that's the goofiest haircut I've seen in a while. I actually thought he was getting mocked and tried to pretend people were getting angry, not making fun of him.
No, I mean the "where I stand" thing is ragebait because of broader context. Most people were probably just laughing at the haircut being ugly or maybe just finding the whole thing pathetic.
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At first blush I didn't even make the connection to the hitler youth, I just thought he looked like a bozo (as per usual).
Everyone's talking about the shitty haircut but honestly the shitty mustache is far shittier
Everyone has and likes shitty mustaches now.
The 70s-90s are back.
The 90s had a LOT of 70s in play culture wise, it even ended with a sitcom about that decade. Grunge was basically 80s punk but also 70s music. It feels like its a 70s and 90s revival at the same time cause its a photocopy of a photocopy. It already does seem to being going towards the 2000s revival of the 80s once again, scene kid shit seems to be replacing the idea nu metal was ever cool. And all that was adopted from 80s stuff. The 20th century will never die until we kill it
With the speed these nostalgia cycles are going at, they're just gonna catch up to the present day
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I like the moustache 
I feel like the mustache almost adds some maturity to his face he has neither had before nor earned.
~~Stolen~~ shaven valor
It's also the first time he's even approached jumping on the bandwagon while it's still rolling. Normally he's 10 years behind.
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My mom was a hairdresser so once in a while I'd just fuck my own hair up to piss her off and it never looked this bad
That's funny, I can imagine your mom mad at giving you a mullet or something.
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I first looked at the dude and i thought: "this guy looks like a parody of Elon Musk", then i realized it is Elon Musk but my first thought still stands.
My god what a pathetic person this truly is. It's so pathetic it's a bit absurd. It's so pathetic it almost makes me feel bad. Not for him, but just generally. Also poor kid, what a shit dad to have.
Maybe if Hitler's barber gave him this haircut, he would have killed himself earlier and saved us the trouble of WW2
He looks like the dorky sidekick to the actual villain on a kid's tv show, one that's constantly getting pants'd by both sides
"What kinda cut you want?"
"Just fuck my shit up."
Musk desperately trying to call people mad when everyone is just laughing at him hysterically and not in fact upset at all. The hitler youth cut is so common and used by so many celebs it's lost all meaning or attachment, nobody cares, it's just hysterical that this billionaire's version of it is dogshit.
It got ripped off from early 2010s harcore kids, not the basketball shorts crowd kill kind but the cuffed skinny jeans scene kid who heard Converge type. We called it the Hipster Youth cut
We all know when he was shaving to get that mustache he stood there in front of the mirror with the razor and thought for a long time about shaving a very particular kind of much smaller mustache instead.
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what i can't get over is how many deliberate choices and how much money he spends to look like this.
Gimme the "Shitler" barber man!
Goddammit I am so fucking owned right now, fuck! I was just getting so pissed off, stewing, malding, enraged that Elon Musk could have a haircut - but I played right into his fucking hands. Fuck! That was the whole point! I hate that fucking revolutionary genius.
Almost
Is this a bit where someone was trying to dress up as the most punchable face?
It's Gary Oldman in the 1997 film The Fifth Element. He does play a very obnoxious, very punchable character.
Character from the fifth element. Like literally that is Gary Oldman in a scene from the fifth element.
He doesn't look like that old of a man
well yeah the movie was 30 years ago
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Excuse-moi! C'est Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg.
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Elon had a hair transplant done for his pattern baldness in the 00s. Just know that he shaved off all his natural hair and what you’re seeing is pubes and ass hair. Or something idk I’m not a doctor.
oh yeah, i'm mad about it. i would be so triggered if he made this his normal haircut 🤭
Pay no attention to the disgusting pedo stash while 
posing next to a child.
He looks like a 19th century strongman who's fallen on some hard times (addicted to laudanum)
He's trying to look like Nolan from Invincible. Dude can't help but idolize Nazis.
First off, way to show off that you clearly have hair plugs. Hairlines dont start there. That is beyond James Hurley from Twin Peaks hairline and getting towards Krang's android body with Phineas and Ferb hair.
Anyway this leads to the bloomer/im getting old part. If he is rocking the same shitty mustache that it seems a lot of kids are doing lately then maybe the young folk will stop having mustaches. They look awful, at best you look like my dad but usually you look like a teenager who's trying to look Adult. Cut it out with the mustaches. Clean shaven, stubble or beard are the acceptable facial hairstyles.
My genuine first reaction: LOL, what a shit looking haircut. How is this the richest dude on earth and this is what he thinks looks good?
Did not realize the nazi shit at first. Not sure many will. It's just an extremely shitty haircut. Way to own the wokes, hahaha.
Spent an insane amount of money on hair plugs and gender affirming drugs but refuses to pay for a haircut.
1913 carnival barker looking ass mustache
He looks like a bumbling SS officer that always gets scapegoated and clowned on by the others.
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".. that's exactly the point.
It shows where I stand."
emoji.
Stop pussyfooting and do the mustache while you’re at it
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