Chapotraphouse

Yes? Lol

The prognosis for someone receiving CPR after an unwitnessed arrest is abysmal for a much younger, healthy person - like 5% chance of survival and even less than that for survival without severe brain damage. If they performed CPR correctly they broke every rib in his chest, and if they were somehow able to get his heart beating again then he's certainly on a ventilator and brain dead. The absolute "best case" scenario is that the family is in denial and they haven't decided to pull the plug yet.

I’m surprised to hear that he went into cardiac arrest. I thought you needed a heart to do that.

Mitch Mc-Gone-ell

If he's dead, and Trump hasn't immediately announced it, then either trump is also undergoing a medical emergency or they're hiding the news from him.

The damage this man has done to the slander of turtlekinds is immeasurable.

That's right! Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!

decades too late but i hope so

Flush that turd down the drain before they put him on the Golden Throne

He can be a little dead. As a treat.

Technically, no. Probably just waiting for one of his family members to yank that cord out of the wall outlet.

I hope so. I hope it intently. And I hope it hurt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_McConnell#Health

In February 2026, McConnell was hospitalized for eight days for "flu-like symptoms".

Comrade Covid does it again.

Undead

big terrarium in the sky beacons

heh

spiritually, yes

Where can I gamble on his death and do a parlay gambling on whether the S&P500 reacts and whether it will change by a magnitude >1% and whether it will go up or down?

Vaxxed?

I hope so. If only more gop'ers could drop dead I would be so happy 🤞

Smokin' on that pack!

Wait...you're dead...what are you trying to tell us?

He'll regain his full power in 1d6 days unless a group of noble adventurers breaks into his lair and destroys his phylactery.

Hopefully lol

He’s fine

more like death deadconnell

He's no president but it'll do

Preparing the crabs

Hopefully burning in hell according to his stupid beliefs

If a pillow falls wrong on his face he will be. You could toss a teddy bear and kill him