Very appeeling
I wouldn't split at the sight of it
Banana
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Low tier jelly
Should have used boysenberry
Boysenberry is the shit!
Like the idea, but feel like the hotdog bun is too much bread
ive never had a crepe but maybe we can invent some kinda crepe tortilla
i'm tempted to try this, but i'm scared i'll like it
too dry, but might be interesting if they made the bread from cake
Drink a glass of milk with it.
Still healthier than a hot dog.
That shit would slap if I was drunk (which I am).
Hell yea. Add hazelnut spread
Got me and my coworkers laughing at its absurdity
Too starchy/sugary. Maybe works for dessert
Your counters are so clean I’m jealous
I stole this image from elsewhere, unfortunately. My real counters look awful.
I feel you. Awful counters gang
I would get rid of the bun and just spread it on the banana itself, which could be okay and very slightly be a less sugar bomb.
I'll allow it.
Into my belly
I hate everything about this. Well done.
Good flavour composition. Way too glycemic.
I do this but no jam. Also I do a PB and banana burrito by wrapping the banana in a peanut butter coated tortilla.
It's fast and ok
why not do roasted plantains and black beanut butter
i need to eat that
When i say black beanut butter i mean like season them like sos pwa nwa or haitian black beans (a little salty, spicy, a little sweet (apple cider vinegar) etc (not too sweet bc of the plantains and whatnot) bc i think that'd go together good
no notes.
I’d try it.
Bob Dole is interested
Pretty good. I've done something similar but not with a banana. That is genius
Would be delicious with higher quality ingredients
How much higher quality can you get?
I don’t live in the US so basically everything I get from a store tastes better. I’d get peanut butter that has no other ingredients than peanut, bread that contains fibers and jelly that doesn’t contain corn syrup.
some actual good pb, some less sugary jam, a less sugary roll as well, and this would be actually great
Would
This reminds me I have to try out the pbj banana sandwich
I found that mashing the banana with a fork gives the sandwich a better texture although losing the glizzy structure.
Better texture for who?! I like the nanner slices.
hmmm maybe slice them on a bias and drizzle a little chocolate or honey
Needs bacon.
One step away from being an Elvis.