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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)

timmy-pray Please have been the mega-diarrhea, it'd be so poetic

[–] someone@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

We should start promoting that as a rumour, for the lulz, as the kids say.

[–] BettercallMao@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I liked the idea of a russian attack on drone factory, but your plan seems even better

Here, take my energy

[–] miz@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago

loathsome ghoul who delighted in the murder of Palestinians

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lindsey Graham KKKracker's POV:

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Except maybe superimpose Putin on Mojtaba.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Oh my god, a ghoul actually died? One that wasnt retired? This is the first time in my life this has happened.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

True, though his physical form had largely withered away by the time I was cognizant of him

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

first time that they've officially announced janet-wink

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

ghouls don't retire anymore

[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago
[–] btbt@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Rest in piss, gone far too late 💔

I think very few people in the grand scheme of things deserve to have their deaths celebrated and I still felt a little uncomfortable writing this comment, but I know intellectually that almost every single person on Capitol Hill is a parasite upon humanity who neither my grace nor anyone else’s should ever be extended to

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyway did you all watch the England vs Norway game last night? Honestly thought Norway had us at first, but England have been doing pretty well so far this World Cup.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IDK if there's any team left to root for :/

[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Anyone but Argentina at this point

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

Back to hell with you demon hex-crab-chapo

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago
[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

That's so sad.

I wanted him to suffer more and longer

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Got blasted with the heart attack doohickeythe-doohickey

[–] RedHelhest@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago
[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Just like Charlie Kirk?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh boy, I’m sure no secrets about his personal life are gonna come out now that he’s dead.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I mean, there was that story the one escort told a while back. Id make some popcorn if more came out.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Destiny bonded with Mitch McConnell

[–] grok2028@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago
[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This but like the opposite

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago
[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[–] TheFinalCapitalist@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

eeeeyyyyyyyyy

crab-party

[–] TheOtherwise@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

He was just a kid.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I'm sure Annie Andrews will turn out to be a feckless shitlib, but she now at least will have a reasonable chance to demonstrate it, given the chaos this will cause in the SCGOP. The SC Republican primaries were dirty this year, and a last minute special primary is really going to bring out the weirdos.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Damn, Mitch McConnell is currently phasing through existence but Lindsey Graham just went straight to the shadow realm.

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

My only regret is that he can't die again

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago
[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

First thought was "wow only 71." Genuinely thought he was older.

[–] liberateanimals5@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

cel-ebrate good times, Come on!!! party-blob

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

hex-crab-chapo hex-crab hex-crab-chapo hex-crab hex-crab-chapo hex-crab hex-crab-chapo hex-crab

He can finally join his true love John Bomb McCain IN HELL! sicko-satan

The spattered omg you guys are horrible have a heart! In the comnents - bugs-no

hexcrab-party crab-party party-sicko party-blob hexcrab-party crab-party party-sicko party-blob

Edits - Hasan said his illness came after a trip to ukkkraine zelensky-pain

putin-wink GOTTEM!

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I think the word 'brief' is redundant here. Rip bozo

The illness: