No, you cannot be an honorary black, Dalia. Because this wise and sensible black person said so.
(Also, judging by that phrasing [especially using "black" as a noun], it really sounds like she wants to get away with saying a certain word.)
[especially using "black" as a noun], it really sounds like she wants to get away with saying a certain word.)
"my word pass!"
I can’t put my finger on it but it feels like they’re missing a word. Golly gosh, I just don’t know what it is. As a white person I’m not wise enough to know.
nooooooo you saw this 
I knew a black guy who could shoot lightning from his eyes. He'd send me a picture of him doing it whenever I would run my mouth on the internet
Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL PURPOSE!
EDIT: like can you just be normal
delete this before you kill any people on here man fuck
god i hope angel doesnt see this
edit: ah fuck
Whoa, that's a new emoji 
Oh shit, breathe Angel, breathe!!! We need an emergency cracker psychic damage response team for this kind of shit. God, my angloid brain is hurting like I'm getting SSRI withdrawal zaps.
Cubanos con Biden 🇺🇸🇨🇺🇿🇦🇺🇦
Gusano
"CAN I BE AN HONORARY BLACK?!?!!?? IVE AKSHUALLY STARTED FOLLOWING EVERY BLACK PERSON ON MY FEED..."
"black people" aren't a hivemind to project your paternalistic liberal fantasies onto for soying out at
"an honourary black" ah yes, reinventing the nazi concept of "honourary aryans" but wokely
Lemme tell you from experience people like this 100% fetishize Black men
What's the name for that trope, where a black character will be written into fiction for the sole purpose of helping the white protagonist (usually by acting as the author's mouthpiece)?
This woman seems to've melded her very being with it.
She was one of the people who made a movie like Green Book a box office hit in 2019
she thinks the N-word pass is real
I once sold one for $40
Honestly open a redbubble shop and sell n word passes and you'll rake in the chud money in no time
But hers is taking forever to process, even though she followed all the steps on the application!
White liberals are so gross. Like I have no good analysis here, just ew what the fuck
Same, I tried to think of anything to say, and it's just... disgusting.
Saving throw vs. incoming damage [type: psychic] 
Every single word in this screenshot is fucking ridiculous.
Image being black and thinking the dems care about your existence if you aren't making money for profit wars.
I'm tired of Democratic apologists defending all their failed policies with the dead hand of the talented tenth.
Alright, everyone with access to your parents' routers has an obligation to go in and block twitter.com/x.com along with Facebook, Fox News, whatever other insanity boomers are consuming
We may unironically need to create "anti boomer reactionary" blocklists. Similar to those lists that block porn sites on a network, but just a list of boomer brainrot sites.
Nice, boomers are terrible with technology and will just think it's the website's problem. Unfortunately blocking it on their phones will be harder if they leave the house enough to figure out that they can turn off the wifi to get their sites back.
Definitely harder, but many cell companies now let you block domains online. Usually under like a child safety section. If you can't do that, ask them to let you use their phone for something and on iOS you can turn on the block porn domains and then add custom domains. If that doesn't work you can install something like adguard and just add the domains. Pretty sure Android has similar options and even more third party app options
If you really want to fuck with them you could semi randomize days and blocks of time when certain sites work. You could probably block whatever subdomain(s) twitter uses for video content so the website loads for them like 20% of the time and videos never load. Lots of potential for gaslighting diabolical shit here (but for good! I promise)
Everyone with access to INTERNET CORE ROUTERS has an obligation to DROP ALL TRAFFIC
: Hi, I have a route to 0.0.0.0/32 - 255.255.255.255/32
We need to shut this thing down until we can figure what's going on
for treating black people like some org you can "donate" to rather than a literal group of people. like take your fetishes elsewhere
...though if only we had mystical qualities 
I'm not even saying that I'm doing it right. But my whole thing is "ya I'm super white" and I get in front of the jokes by being the first to point out my bullshit. I will never in this lifetime pass for a non white person.
The election hasn't even happened yet and they're already running the dolchstosslegende. Wild.
Can I be honorary black?
Can you not?
"Hey, wait, I want to be mystical and magical! I-"
oh 
Omg you're the good kind of black
the brainworms required to form this thought and send it out to the world
That's like n-tier pretzel convolution of the good old noble savage stereotype
wait these people are still on X, the Everything App?
Holy shit.
They do this shit every election cycle. I remember in 2020 when someone who works in DNC circles said that they were freaking out about losing the black vote to Kanye West.
"If you don't support me, you ain't black!" but correctly centered around the real protagonists: white women.
Get Out (2017)
Us damn cowardly backstabbers who refuse to condone genocide and WW3, the way libs are doing out of fear of orange man. Backstabbing is when you refuse to backstab the rest of humanity. Actually that part is true, from an imperial perspective: you can betray life and humanity, or you can betray liberalism.
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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