badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
At least 3
The one time Biden was funny.
Gendergas cause I fill whatever I'm in 
viscosity
Tf is all nerd shit. I ain't doing math or whatever. 😤
is that, like, kinda dense?
Charles schwab over here
😔
glass
5W-20
not 4W-20
It varies significantly with my gender temperature.
Dummy thicc
molasses
15500 centipoise at 50 degrees c
I'm gender non-Newtonian
Trying to model gender using a finite element Navier-Stokes simulation, but the degree of turbulence is making it computationally infeasible and from the way your results are diverging from observed measurements you've got a sneaking suspicion the bastard stuff isn't even isotropic!!
69420 cP
Thicker than a bowl of 2 day old oatmeal
THICC
My gender fluid has a laminar flow
Stop good posting on badposting 
Uh 2.3 - 4.1 centipoise at 37 degrees Celsius.
What viscosity is it when you think all gender is fake and everyone’s just pretending but also maybe they’re not and you’re just projecting your bullshit into everyone else and you’re the only one whose pretending, but the idea of expressing your innermost self to the world doesn’t actually feel that important or appealing to you and you just recently developed a decent sense of style as a guy so fuck it? Is it the pliable, plastic-like crust around the rim of a ketchup bottle?
idk plasma
A little runnier than hot dog juice