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You know what, f--- you unhexes your bear (hexbear.net)
submitted 19 hours ago by nemmybun@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

It's as smooth as our brains. blob-no-thoughts

(This is a joke, I'm sure everyone's brains are ribbed for their pleasure.)

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago

Welcome to, um, bear.net

[-] roux@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

Us twinks underrepresented as usual.

[-] Wendy_Pleakley@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago

blob-stop

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

planet-hillary

[-] Beetle@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago

okay that’s it! im logging off

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago

NOOOOO oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 18 points 14 hours ago

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 10 points 13 hours ago

This looks more like the original bear than our logo

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 33 points 17 hours ago

Babe it's 2am, time for your angle flattening.

hexbear-chapochat yes honey

[-] Alunyanners@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

behold, the ~~circbear~~ sphbear

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 11 points 14 hours ago

I guess we doin blorb bears now

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 15 hours ago

This is blasphemy

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 16 hours ago

Look how they massacred my boy

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago

NOOOOO

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago

frothingfash

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 37 points 19 hours ago

kitty-cri-screm

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 21 points 17 hours ago

I can't believe you've done this

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 17 hours ago

It's gonna take all day to chisel this bear back to a hexagon. Alright, crew! Looks like overtime is in the cards! Let's get back to work!

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 24 points 18 hours ago

john kerry must be stopped

[-] NotLuigi@hexbear.net 29 points 18 hours ago

But… I just got here

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 18 hours ago

Well fuck you in particular then, showing up late to the party.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 36 points 19 hours ago

Revisionism on Hexbear! Mods! i-spil-my-jice

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 18 hours ago

No, it's too smooth. IT'S TOO SMOOTH

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 31 points 19 hours ago

“What the hell is she saying! That’s revisionism! Pure revisionism! Worse than revisionism! Has she gone off her head? I hope Stalin hasn’t gotten wind of this yet, or there’ll be hell to pay. Tell nemmybun I want to see her in my office TODAY at 4:00 pm SHARP. And she better have a good explanation for this garbage!”

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 17 points 17 hours ago

What a pleasant-looking chilibear

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 26 points 19 hours ago

FUCK OFF

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Why did did this make me laugh so hard i-cant

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 18 hours ago

I don't know how to respond properly to someone telling me "fuck you" crush

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 11 points 16 hours ago

spray-bottle is always an option

[-] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 21 points 18 hours ago

silver legion has gone too far

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 19 points 18 hours ago

wilhelm screaming

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 20 points 19 hours ago

:cereal2:

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago

incoherant screaming

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 13 points 17 hours ago

walter-breakdown

[-] depechemoses@hexbear.net 14 points 18 hours ago

Aw no not my hexbear, I needed that :(

[-] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 18 points 19 hours ago

walter-breakdown

[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 22 points 19 hours ago

messed up tbh

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago

This is either the best thing or the worst thing and i cant tell

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 16 points 18 hours ago

amogus

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

R E P O R T E D

[-] Siobhan@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago

gui-trans I will defend mah bears

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 20 points 19 hours ago

HERESY! agony-limitless

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 14 points 18 hours ago

oooaaaaaaauhhh

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