Uninvited from the opportunity to give me a 1 billion dollar bribe. Must hurt.
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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I honestly love this.
Any idiot could see Trump's Circlejerk of Peace was nothing but a scam to make him feel important and possibly scam some money. He would be the Chairman of the board forever (LOL) with deciding powers on everything (LOL).
He's basically trying to build another meeting group like he has at the White(power) House where his mouthbreathing MAGA minions fellate his ego. He wants this from other world leaders.
This one post proves how the Circlejerk would never allow anything but Trump cocksuckery. If you disagree with Trump, he'd kick you out on his Temu Twitter.
He's a pathetic infant.
The world will be in a better place when I can take a Taco Bell shit on his grave.
I would consider it a great honour to be uninvited to the Board of Peace.
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He writes like an 8th grader who is trying to write a formal letter.
Too much credit, that's 4th grade at best.
So, the average American.
You're not far off, though Trump is far below average: https://medium.com/collapsenews/new-study-54-of-american-adults-read-below-6th-grade-levels-70031328fda9
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Board of peace is what Iβll call the piece of wood used to beat him to death.
You're uninvited from my birthday party, and we're having ice cream cake and New Kids on the Block will be there without you!
"Greatest leaders ever assembled"
- Israel/Netanyu (Dictator)
- Russia/Putin (Dictator)
- Hungary/Orban (Dictator)
- Pakistan (Religious Autocracy)
- UAE (massive, massive human rights violations and religious theocracy)
- Argentina/Milei (Dictator wannabe)
- Qtar (also massive human rights violations and religious theocracy)
- Saudi Arabia/Farhan Al Saud (Dictator and religious theocracy)
- Turkey/ErdoΔan (Dictator)
- Morocco/Bahrain/Bulgaria/Indonesia/Jordan/Kazakhstan/Kosovo/Paraguay/Uzbekistan/Mongolia
- The entire western world outside the US (this isn't hyperbole)
- Every single European nation (outside of the dictator led ones like Turkey)
- Canada
- The UK
- etc. etc.
Guys. I know he's an idiot, but I genuinely believe he thinks all those dictators are actually great leaders. Like, I honestly believe he believes this shit. It's not an act.
Still, that in/out crowd is like a one note song that tells anyone everything they need to know about what his board of peace actually represents.
The new Axis of Evil and we're leading it.
When will Kim Jong Un get his invite?
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Well that was quick. Kinda get the feeling Carney didn't outright reject the invite knowing that Trump would revoke it out of pettiness sooner or later. Now Trump feels like he "got him" while really he did exactly what we wanted him to do.
The US made an Axis. I'd rather be with the Allies.
Someone hand him the requisite paperwork.
2 people got fired from one of my previous jobs for handing this out.
To be fair, someone handing this out to someone in-person is probably an asshole. Sure, you can blame someone else for being upset, or you can blame yourself for being a dick.
If someone gets upset for no good reason then fine, that's on them. I tend to try not to purposefully upset people though. I hope most people agree.
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Carney must be so relieved not to have to waste time to decline politely himself.
And as a bonus, Poilievre won't attack him on that. He could have if Carney had explicitly refused.
PP will somehow find a way to whine about it anyway. Probably blame Carney for Canada "missing out" on the "opportunity" to join Trump's prestigious new organization (five dictators in a raincoat).
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Oh no, our Prime Minister can't join their sooper sekret club! No girls allowed either! It's their treehouse and you can't come in. /s
It's crazy that Trump is rejecting America's loyal allies. Soldiers from these allies fought and died in Afghanistan and Iraq, under American leadership. Instead Trump is inviting dictators to his "Board of Peace" such as Putin and Lukashenko.
Yep, and More like Board of Authoritarians.
Putins aim is to literally destroy NATO and its allies by shaking their trust networks and bringing them into other blocs. His lead henchman/puppet is happy to oblige
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Are we the first to have our invitation revoked? I would see that as a badge of honour
"And you know what? You're not allowed to come to my birthday party!"
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βYou called me a doodoo head so you cant come in our fort. Nyah nah Nyah nah.π€β -Trump
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I'm surprised he has enough intelligence to even be able to understand that he had been called out. Him and the U.S. were not mentioned by name in Carney's speech at all, even if it was rather obvious.
Maybe someone smarter pointed it out to him
Stephen Miller - "And this Sir is why we need to threaten and invade Canada"
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Somebody must have dumbed down Carney's speech enough for him to understand
π On behalf of the Prime Minister I wholeheartedly accept the uninvitation!
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Oh no... Anyway.
That is fucking hilarious. What a child.
We don't want exclusivity, asshole.
The point of groups like this is to be inclusive
I thought it was a good speech but damn, I didnβt realize how good it was.
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This is why we didn't refuse. We knew he was gonna throw us out, and that is a more powerful statement.
Oh the shame
Good! This just means weβre doing something right! π
He is so fucking embarrassing. His brain genuinely needs to be studied.
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Donald, why are you such a skeez? You can go shave your back now.
Why would Carney or any smart person even have a truth social account?
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