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[–] PraiseCorn@hexbear.net 82 points 5 days ago (5 children)

"There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus." - Galatians 3:28

Jesus was not a fucking white nationalist nazi chud from Texas, these ghouls need to be exorcised. 😭😭😭😭😭

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 53 points 5 days ago (1 children)

nor is there male and female

Jesus was woke frothingfash

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago (7 children)
Let not the foreigner who has joined himself to the Lord say,
    β€œThe Lord will surely separate me from his people”;
and let not the eunuch say,
    β€œBehold, I am a dry tree.”
4 For thus says the Lord:
β€œTo the eunuchs who keep my Sabbaths,
    who choose the things that please me
    and hold fast my covenant,
5 I will give in my house and within my walls
    a monument and a name
    better than sons and daughters;
I will give them an everlasting name
    that shall not be cut off

Bible says getting sterilized makes you better than other people, trans people stay winning bridget-pride-stay-mad

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[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 63 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Incredible new developments in chud discourse

Final chance: Jesus called a Canaanite woman a racial slur (dog)

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 52 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lmao this guy thinks he can dictate where the "final chance" is for other peoples' redemption

The fact that this guy hasn't been slam dunked straight into hell yet is proof nothing resembling his god exists

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (4 children)

protestant christianity doesn't give a shit about how you lived as long as you say the magic words just before you die so this is an even funnier threat

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I love how these guys will always talk about how they will make god punish people for disagreeing with them. Pretty sure nothing got the big guy upstairs madder in the bible than when people started ordering him around and making demands of him.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: have you ever considered that my dad could beat your dad up? (/s)

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Young men are aspiring to be the neighborhood shut-in Jesus freak who yells at the kids walking by they're doomed to hell.

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[–] Red_October@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Jokes on him. Wasn’t a slur. Jesus was referring to the dog people who were then genocided by the christians. St Christopher’s original appearance was literally a dog person before the dog people were whitewashed from history.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I think China has the right idea making missionary activity is illegal, but they didn't go far enough. We must make converting to Christianity illegal itself. At least if you're an edgy white dude and likely former reddit atheist.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

making missionary activity is illegal

volcel-police

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[–] built_on_hope@hexbear.net 68 points 5 days ago
[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 64 points 5 days ago

thanks for self-reporting corey, now get in the barbara-pit

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 63 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If you can afford plastic surgery, God loves you more.

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 61 points 5 days ago

Calvinists think this unironically

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

If it happened, god made it so. Black people are discriminated against because god, not White racists.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 56 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

Racism aside: That girl looks 14. He could've picked Sabrina Carpenter, Sydney Sweeney, Taylor Swift, Cameron Diaz, Marilyn Monroe. There are more than enough beautiful blonde white women. Why do these chuds always pick teenagers? What is actually wrong with these freaks?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 35 points 5 days ago

I was thinking that she looks AI generated but then I realized that we were just saying the same thing in different ways.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

What is actually wrong with these freaks?

They view women as an object to own and control, whose value is based entirely on their physical features. A 14 year old will acquiesce to her creepy pedo boyfriend's wishes, granny on the right doesn't have time for his bullshit.

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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 48 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

This sort of thing is why I have long considered being called "Satanic" or "Demonic" a compliment. It seems to me that Satan and demons hold claim to everything good in the world.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As long as you arent being a Satan Guy. That's either Ayn Rand with occultism or high level Edgelordism. But yeah, generally speaking things associated wirh Satan have historically been proven to be rad as hell

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

i'll take edgelords over christians

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 44 points 5 days ago

fix him to a stake and see if his god will protect his beauty from the flame.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 53 points 5 days ago

When me pp get hard you get into heaven, I don't make the rules.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So if you have a horrifying accident and your face is disfigured, you can become morally lesser?

C'mere, I got a thing I wanna say cure-for-fascism

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

He probably thinks it only applies to women.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Apart from the obvious racism thing, there's a lot to unpack here with these two pictures related to ageist stuff. If beauty is morally "salient" (I fucking hate when CHUDs use a fancy word thinking it makes them sound smart), then why would god allow people to grow old at all? The fact that ageing exists kind of blows a hole in this guy's idea, that woman on the left will be looking a lot more like the woman on the right when she's in her 60s than she looks now. Does that mean she'll be morally repugnant then? I'm sure this CHUD imagines "marrying" (owning) an attractive young woman, but what happens as she ages? Is that moral decay?

I also can't get over this guy using "salient" bugs me way more than it should. I can just tell this doofus googled "fancy way of saying 'correct'" to find it, 0% chance he knew that word existed before this. He decided just typing "beauty is morally right" and thought he didn't look smart enough doing that. It's always so obvious when they do this shit, they can never slip their $50 words in naturally, it has to be the focal point, they just love screaming "I'm not insecure about my views or my intelligence! Look at the fancy word I used, proves how smart I am, which means I must be correct!"

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The fact that ageing exists kind of blows a hole in this guy's idea

As far as the Bible is concerned, isn't it our fault we age? Because the Garden of Eden was like a timeless utopia where people were immortal? I think most bad things in that mythology stem from there

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, I forgot about that, genesis really is used to justify a lot of misogynistic bullshit (and racism too, with the curse of Ham stuff).

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[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

these people are porn supremacists

[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

What happened to every human being is created in the image of God? That's literally Christianity 101, the kind of stuff they teach 8 year olds in Sunday school.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 35 points 5 days ago

They don't believe the person on the right is human

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

Not to throw shade on Satanists, but these kind of "Christians" are closer to what they believe Satanists are, i.e. demonic assholes that worship death.

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 35 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Chuds truly have no low they won't happily race to the bottom of. This guy is literally saying his moral compass and judge of character is strictly based on who makes him feel horny, and he's proud of it.

Edit: Elaborating further, it's so interesting that I can't feel hatred for this guy in the same way I do liberals. Like, I can't hate him in the same way I can't hate a rabid animal, this kind of chud just needs to be put down for the sake of humanity and that's that.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

False or shitty allies are more frustrating than enemies.

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[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago

Do POS like this understand that comments like this make it the moral obligation of righteous upstanding people to call you an ugly troll?

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago

Actual worshipper of the Demiurge.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And lo, passing through the city of Dis, between the fifth and sixth circles of Hell, there alongside the road I saw the Ragebaiters, in arenas filled with their own tweets, which blocked their visibility which they ever craved, panting and parched from the closeness of all their hottest takes, encircled in a solitude they could not break out of.

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[–] mickey@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

If I had to bet my life on one of these women to be able to teach me how to survive in their environment and advise me on how to raise a family, I don't even need to say which one I'd pick.

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

Beauty is morally salient. If you believe these two are morally equal, then you are more disordered than Satan himself.

peppino-suave i-get-it

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

How sick and twisted do you have to be to write such vile and appaling sentences... -_-

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So….is he saying incels and white supremacists are evil? Because his side hardly is the side of supermodels.

CHUDs know they’re dumbasses so of course they’re stupid enough to think they’re all sex gods to compensate like IRL is an RPG.

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This reminds me of that shtick about how you need a firearm when you have a wife and kids. The sheer odds that you deter a home invader and the difference is the firearm is not that high. But what is salient is whether you're doing your share around the house, communicating with your SO, being there for your child, etc. All the super simple boring stuff happens a million times more often and you drop the ball on it in exchange for nothing (home defense isn't nothing, but that's also not the reason you're communicating poorly).

In the same way, what are you saying about moral salience? Is the fucking joker holding these two hostage and you have to choose which one lives? What sort of special relativity of morality do you need to experiencing that they're significantly morally different? Is this an aesthetic and edgy argument about taxes? Is this something about race mixing? Is it actually bad when overexploited people don't die of exposure? If you're dating one of them I hope you hold them in higher regard than the other, but otherwise I hope they have a nice life or whatever. What the fuck are you talking about? Don't hurt either of them, don't abuse either of them, and read a book.

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 26 points 5 days ago

Please deface these kinds of things before you share them, write or draw something over them, you're just sharing racist shit at this point

and also lol it's a picture comparing a staged photo of an 18yo, to a candid shot of a woman in her 50s+

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

KKKri$$tians

[–] OttoboyEmpire@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

grotesque soul with homely nose:

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Wow you mean a candid shot of a 50 year old woman living in a Papuan village doesn’t look as good as a woman living in an industrial society and having a professional shoot done with lighting, makeup, post-editing, and body care that isn’t available in a Papuan village?

Dudes like this say shit like that while getting hard over Asian and brown Latina women.

[–] TheaJo@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Young woman with buckets of product applied vs old lady full natural ok man

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