"He was moving 50 kilos of raw marijuana."
The drug scientist dribbles droplets from eye dropper onto some loose shake.
The droplets turn blue."I haven't seen anything like this since I was stationed at a Blockbuster video while working for the CIA. The only place you can find this level of purity is in the attic of a 3 story walk-up in Toronto, operated by a guy named Tarragon. He developed a strain called Colonel Crunchberry that is literally 100% marijuana."
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Breaking Bud
I remember when someone would get too stoned and freak out saying it was laced. The common wisdom at the time was that it would be a waste of money to lace weed because all the other drugs are more expensive.
It's like the Halloween candy stuff. People would be scared someone is going to put drugs in the halloween candy. Like why would someone do that? Drugs are expensive. Why would you give them out for free?
Cannabis is legal for medicinal use in 42 states and legal for recreational use in 24 states. North Carolina is 1 of 8 states where marijuana is still illegal. NC is committed to being the worst state in the country.
Idk about that. There's still WV, SC, GA, FL, Al, AK, MS,...
NC has the second lowest labor union membership rate in the country, #1 is SC. Minimum wage in NC is still $7.25/hr. NC is a right-to-work and at-will-employment state.
NC was the first state to introduce a anti-transgender bathroom bill in 2016.
NC has the #1 highest rate of kidney stones. Either related to low-quality-water or bad-diet.
NC made it illegal to remove jim-crow-era confederate statues in 2015.
NC is 1 of 6 states which has 'alienation of affection' law, which allows a married person to sue a "homewrecker" for having an affair with their spouse.
NC never officially repealed cohabitation laws. This means that unmarried heterosexual couples living in the same residence is a legal grey area.
NC allowed 16 year old students to drive the school buses until 1988 because NC didn't want to hire school bus drivers at minimum wage. Federal authorities stepped in to ban students from driving school buses.
NC became an anti-BDS state in 2017. There is a public blacklist of any company that boycotts Israel. In 2015, NC also made it illegal for the state to do business with Iranian companies.
NC made internet sportsbetting legal in 2024, while casinos are still illegal.
NC made it legal to sue internet porn companies in 2024, which resulted in many internet porn companies blocking the state. 22 states are now blocked by porn companies.
The state is gerrymandered to shit since 2023 and it is openly admitted.
NC may or may not be the worst state. The complete lack of labor unions makes it really shit. NC wants to be the worst state.
the largest pig feedlot and largest pig slaughter facility (built by Smithfield) on the planet are located in NC.
it is probably one of, if not the, most dangerous places to work in terms of worker accidents, maiming, etc. the line employees are, nearly exclusively, trafficked in from distressed regions of LatAm.
On ecology, can’t forget the systematic dumping of PFAS into the Cape Fear River for decades, poisoning like the southeastern quarter of the state
And all the coal ash duke energy improperly stores in slurry ponds that regularly leak and spill into the watershed. And all the hog farms that store all their waste improperly in lagoons and ponds that regularly leak and spill into the watershed.
AK
Somebody tell the weed shops here that
I'm not from the US. FL = Florida. AK = Arkinsaw or Alaska? MS = Minnesota? I don't know about the others.
Mississippi state motto: Thank God for Alabama~so~ ~we're~ ~not~ ~the~ ~worst~
Look out, parents! The dope dealers are now selling uncircumcised marijuana cigarettes!
If you're cutting weed with something, it's going to be tobacco or a relatively benign herb like damiana, mugwort, chamomile, catnip, peppermint, calamus, wormwood, strawberry leaf, wild dagga, valerian, or hops.
hops
Time to make the worlds worst IPA.
I regret to inform you that the weed IPA is a common thing

Yeah, its all fuckin terrible too
One time someone at my high school almost got in trouble for buying weed but got let go when the teachers found out it was oregano
I always put a little lavender in my weed when I grind it up. It's absolutely lovely. I've tried with mint a couple of times but didn't like it. I've considered catnip but I don't think I can just add the stuff from Walmart that I buy for my cats
My wife loves to make herb bowls to smoke.
It upsets me how cops can just say whatever they want and thousands of people will just nod along. "Oh yes baby powder is used to cut drugs" 
If that drug is a white powder, then sometimes yes. Something like coke, you need to cut it if people are gonna snort it or it's too strong.
People don't use baby powder for that. Its just a excuse cops came up with when they got in trouble for busting shoplifters. I did research into it and the only claims come from cops. Also it doesn't account for the other baby food and diapers found in these "busts" but I think they were also trying to claim it was drug related.
Me when I'm a cop and I've accidentally discharged my service weapon 18 times (including a reload) into a kindergarten: "uhhh I tactically ascertained that these future terrorists were smuggling dihydrogen monoxide in their veins and I made the lawful decision to relieve them of their illicit goods"
Yeah, starch or microcrystalline cellulose is usually what they use as filler. Sometimes they even add stimulants like caffeine. But baby powder/milk powder has the wrong colour & texture for a filler.
At least they could've imagined weed gets cut with oregano or sthing else that's green lmao.
SPONGEBOB GET RHE FUCK.OUT OF MY WEED

Pure uncut china white Columbian weed
This shit ain't nothin to me, man 
It's so wild to me how much drugs exist in the world compared to how much drugs i use and how much they cost. There's literal tons of it and the only reason it costs anything is the government and cops
good thing this one does grow on trees n i got a good feeling about my savings in a couple months 
WTF is sponge?
Sponge bath ma balls
I was hoping we could do that again.
Imagine actually thinking a dude is cutting dime bags of chopped up weed with fifty bucks worth of coke. Or sponges, or whatever.
"sponge"?
Also while I wouldn't want meth in my pot I also wouldn't consider that "stepped on"
Just enjoying some sponge blunts with the homies

let my man go
I dunno what theyre on about, but it give me an idea. I should try putting a sponge in my bong as a secondary disposable filter. Thanks Charlotte PD, good thinking.



