Bro seriously left the site just to kill Kissinger

This is a tragedy, "watching UlyssesT dunk on sneer-worthy techbros" was one of my favorite type of threads lately

Your project sounds awesome by the way, good luck comrade

I'm about to move out of California at long last, to restore an old house in a distant land

He's doing it, he's starting Israel 2

Seriously though, good luck with everything

Enjoy your and try not to think about Star Citizen!

Good luck comrade wishing you all the best, going to miss your tactical emoji use and scam citizen updates.

See you space cowboy.

If UlyssesT comes back he's a fed. They don't just let regular people keep posting after doing something like that to Henry Kissinger.

I don’t know how hexbear can continue without our foremost expert on the treatbrain phenomenon. Congratulations on having a kid and please let us know when your next book is released.

I'm going to miss you, comrade. Good luck with everything!

o7

UlyssesT stars in: Escape from Silicon Valley.

@UlyssesT@hexbear.net come back Ulysses !!! You Wont belive what happend the Moment you left !!!

who will use the phrase “thought terminating cliche” as a thought terminating cliche now?

Godspeed, Bazinga-Slayer.

Being a dad and restoring an old house, two really great ways to touch grass. Best of luck!

We'll miss you around here. You're always welcome back in the posting mines and I definitely want to read what you're doing next.

oh no we lose one of our finest hexjournalists!

everyone keeps leaving i feel like i'm among the last of the "day 1" people here sometimes lol.

have fun off grid and enjoy the grass hopefully talk to you soon

Even though Catradora Stalinism is banned from hexbear now, she told me in DMs to wish you luck <3

her full message was "tell him goodbye for me! well wishes on his new future, full of grass touching and apparently being a dad??? im sure he'll make the kid laugh a lot"

I wish you success in the real-life Stardew Valley chapter of your life. May it be more rewarding than how most people imagine living a Stardew Valley life would be like.

Unreal dude. I've heard that it's possible to Log Out, but never seen it done. Anda con dios camarada

You're gonna be a great dad, comrade. I wish you all the happiness in the world!

Best of luck! I don't interact much, but your comments and posts have consistently been top quality and given me a lot to think about. You've got a talent for putting words to ideas I've only been able to vaguely grasp towards, so even as mostly a lurker I know that you'll be missed, but someone's got to do the hard work of raising the next generation's posters.

Would love to give your previous novel(s) a try if you'd let me know where to buy them.

The end of a legendary poster

the madman actually did it

Congrats and good luck on everything

godspeed, comrade!

best of luck to you Ulysses, you will be missed but im so excited for this new era of your life!!!

It has been an honor posting with you comrade

I will miss you too, but i'm excited for you and for this new chapter in your life!

Good luck and God speed, comrade!

It won't be the same around here without you! For one, no one can put the bazingabrain tech bros in their place like you do. I hope you do come back at some point.

All the best to you comrade, and congratulations on making this next step in your life.

See you again someday!

Good luck!

Shine on, you crazy diamond

o7

good luck!

Good luck

You'll make a ballin' papa

and a good farmer too

Best of luck comrade. Take care of yourself. We'll see you on the vanguard when the time comes.

This makes it sound like you're going to space tbh

I may not have agreed with everything UlyssesT had said but I will never forget

Even just yesterday I started watching Blue Eyed Samurai and every time a shitty misogynistic Japanese slaver or noble dude was talking I felt something inside boiling: "Love getting my 'historically accurate' human misery in my fantasy Japan story." And just wanted some heads to fly.