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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 65 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Aren't hyenas both scavengers and bone crushers?

[–] _LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Heard this too, our guide on safari in Etosha National Park (Namibia) said Hyenas have the strongest biting power - comparative to their overall sizes - in the world.

EDIT: okay, just fact checked myself - that's not entirely true. when measuring BFQ (comparative to size) the order goes:

  1. Tasmanian devil
  2. Jaguar
  3. Wolverine
  4. Spotted Hyena
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

+1,000 for Wolverines ... I have a whole bunch of old family including my father who were hunters and trappers in northern Ontario. We're Indigenous Cree / Ojibway and I've never seen a wolverine ever in the north but all my old relatives either talk about them with fear or animosity. These old hunters and trappers respected bears, revered wolves and were absolutely terrified of wolverines .... they describe them as being as intelligent as a wolf, as powerful as a bear and as arrogant and fearless as a skunk. There was a reason why these animals were hunted to near extinction in the Canadian wilderness ... they had no equal and these animals were not afraid of anyone including humans. They were hunted and killed on sight because they were actual competition to traditional hunters and they will even tear apart any trapped animal and ruin a kill.

Bears will stand their ground but have a timidness to anything unusual and will often gauge a situation and more often than not just leave. Wolves will actively try to avoid even meeting people and they will sense you before you even seen and disappear. But if you ever come across a wolverine, you are in trouble.

[–] Glemek@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've had a lot of wildlife encounters, including bears, wolves and moose, but seeing a wolverine is the only time I've ever removed the safety from my bear spray, and one of the few times I've started to psych myself up mentally to fight an animal.

Luckily it was pretty much a non story, I was hiking up a forest service road in western Montana on the Pacific Northwest Trail, and heard a noise behind me. I turned to see what looked like a 4ft tall badger trundle out of the bush about 40 feet back. It kinda stood or sat up on its back legs and we locked eyes for moment as I drew and readied bear spray. The moment passed and it slumped back to all fours and just ambled away down the forest service road away from me.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

"oh fuck is that a wolverine? nope nope nope"
"oh fuck is that bear spray? nope nope nope"

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

If you know an animal can't be reasoned with it instantly becomes much scarier.

They were hunted and killed on sight because they were actual competition to traditional hunters

Same in large parts of Northern Europe btw. Can't say I'm sad about it 😅

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm, a Tasmanian Devil looks like someone crossed a bear and a rat.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should hear them… in the middle of the night in the forest. Always good for a laugh.

[–] _LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW27vpK4ALQ

sounds like when my dentist power sprays the fuck out of my rear teeth and asks when I'm next going on holiday

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Funny thing about your list is 3 of those animals are in the same family

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

The teeth would seem to suggest that yeah

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They are "everything-they-can-sink-their-teeth-into'res".

They'll take down lions if they know they have them out numbered.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Poor Scar. Shared the same philosophy with Hopper in Bug's Life. Keep the ants down and not aware of their numbers, you can be king.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why yes,

Hyenas are what you get if you take a cat build and use a mix of dog and vulture play style.

Pretty OP, not gonna lie

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

More a mix of cat, wolf and a bear trap. Terrible to be killed by Hyenas, Lions kill you fast before they eat you, Hyenas not, they begin to eat directly, beginning with your belly and other soft parts. You'll die sometimes while they eat you 🥶☠️

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

They do eat bones, but spotted hyenas scavenge/hunt about as much as lions do.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's usually actually the lions which scavenge hyena kills, not the other way around.

It was, until recently, believed that Lions were the so called 'king of the beasts' and that they lauded over all but studies have found that in many areas Hyenas are dominant over Lions.

In many areas of Africa the Hyena hunts more food than it scavengers and Lions scavenge more than they hunt. Hyenas react very differently to male and female Lions.

https://www.botswana.co.za/Botswana_Wildlife_Behaviour-travel/the-predator-chain.html

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hyenas teeth are scary

Hyenas reproductive system is terrifying

[–] Devdoggy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hummm, their reproduction system? Tell me more...

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It involves giving birth through a “pseudo penis”.

[–] Devdoggy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not great. I said it was terrifying.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

I "heard" that title to the tune of "Immigrant Song"

[–] lemmie689 22 points 1 month ago

My, what nice teeth you have, Mr Wolf. Mr Hyena is overdue for a cleaning, maybe some invisaligns.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Awww sleepy forbidden puppies 🥹

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's close, but aren't hyenas technically feline?

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are under felifomia which are cat like, but includes stuff that are not true cats as well. But they are closer to cats than dogs, yes.

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Oh that's so cool, thank you!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Nope, they are in a different group than felines or canines.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Theyre their own genus.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago
[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hyenas are fucking terrifying

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 11 points 1 month ago

At a distance with thick bars between me and them, maybe.

At night on the open savannah? Pure nightmare fuel

[–] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

dont look up hyena births

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

one of the less cute animals i'd say, considering that all mammals just kinda default to being cute.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

eh, Id say theres some pretty ugly mammals out there, at least in my opinion. most primates for instance, mole rats, some but certainly not all bats...

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

be not afraid

/watch?v=EoQbjNlJ_0w

[–] don@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Hyena: better to have and not need Wolf: I have what I need

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Mmm, yes, I can see that they both have pointy teeth

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Hyena teeth look like something AI would generate .