147
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
all 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 96 points 4 months ago

as someone in their mid 40s, there's a reason they target 15+ for recruitment. 30 years ago I bought in to all that bullshit.

if I was drafted today to fight an unwinnable war for the rich, you're damn right I'm playing it cool until I can get a grenade in the same tent or vehicle as a bunch of flag officers.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 55 points 4 months ago

That's been an idea I've had for a long time but never really confirmed it, that main part of recruiting younger people. My uncle got drafted to go to Vietnam after he was already 30 and he despised it. I've only known two types of veterans: people who knew from birth they wanted to be a soldier, and older people who did it simply as a job or family pressure. That first group I've known have all ended up racist chuds, the second group all hate war now or they simply don't talk about it.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Younger people are consistently the most bright eyed and willing to believe liars. They assume the best of everything, they assume everything is good-faith until proven otherwise. You don't just see this with military but with younger people supporting liberals in europe as well, they believe their bullshit as long as it's presented in an astute and professional-ish way like they're used to from their academic setting.

Those reaching late thirties and early forties get over the bright-eyed shit through life experience. They've seen how much lying there is.

[-] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 4 months ago

Also I think young people often lack the life experiences to start thinking outside the dominant ideology. I remember being a teen and believing everything pop history told me about communism even if I had a very strong anti-establishment biais and already hated capitalism. It took meeting with maoists during uni to start questioning bourgeois myths

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

This is true but a lot of people carry this way into even their late twenties. I see younger people getting abused in the workplace the most because they're often naive, believe bosses who are stringing them along and don't realise how much they're getting fucked. They're poor advocates for themselves who often believe just working hard is enough... To their own detriment.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 65 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Holy fuck, I'm having a moment of existential...I guess you would call it "profound historical awareness" that this is what volksturm would have been like with twitter. I absolutely guarantee that some desperate methed up SS officer employed this exact rationale in 1945 Berlin.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago
[-] rio@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Young boys and old men who feel an obligation to help and protect the young boys

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 64 points 4 months ago

pronounjak Human waves

so-true Human...stagnant ponds?

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 62 points 4 months ago

How do you even look at this and conclude anything except "oh this is just pure tragedy"

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

"Better them than me"

[-] rio@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Reddit warrior with a camo water bottle beside their gaming machine asking why the universities are still open

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 59 points 4 months ago

Old men can't run away quickly

No but they can surrender fast

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 55 points 4 months ago

first fight to the death

then make coffee

so they're 43 year old zombies?

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago

If Ukraine has necromancy at it's disposal I don't get the whole hullaballoo about aid, surely they got this in the bag? How could you lose?

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago

No-man's-land for Old Men :kelly:

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

Of course he's a former br*tish officer. What're the odds he was some sort of supply officer or other rear echelon support crew? It's always the ones furthest from combat that are the most supportive.

Then again even if he was in a "combat" unit his combat experience would most likely be riding around in an mrap or heli, shooting some people that he claimed were armed, and heading back to base for boiled hunk of beef.

Also if they hold their positions to the death they won't be doing fucking anything afterwards, because they'll be facedown in the mud, dead so you can write how the brave slava Ukraini fought to the last from your comfortable London office. Put your money where your mouth is, pick up an ak, and hold that shell hole to the death you ghoul

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Defense industry ghoul watches poor old men being fed to the very war machine he "analyzes" and "consults"

And he paints it as a "good thing"

Also from terf island

how-compelling

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

Everybody’s a tough guy when they’re sending someone else to be murdered on their behalf.

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

An army consisting of 17 year olds and 68 year olds.

This will fix issues with unemployed youth and wasting money on elder care. A great neoliberal solution.

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

I hate fighting a war against people under 40, it's so frustrating when they outrun my bullets

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

Westerners are way too proud of their view of life as disposable.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

These men are survivors, meaning they'll frag their commander the moment he orders them to their deaths and surrender over the radio

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

Based gen-xer's showing loony zillennials how it's done soviet-huff

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Gene X drank from the hose and their parents neglected them. This has made them the Greatest Generation

[-] D61@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

first-time

Dude in one of these pictures looking over at an 18 year old standing next to them

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tell some lib that a Chinese government official said this and watch their outrage

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Genuinely I think future historians will analyze the Ukrainian conflict through the lens of some kind of senicide. It truly has taken the volkstrum concept to a completely different level.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

The average?

Bro...that's not good

Of course he of all people would say this, but come on

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

bro how do you make coffee after you fought to the death

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

set a timer on the coffee machine, easy

[-] imikoy@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago
[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

what a take

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

Bro I'm not even getting past basic I'm barely motivated enough to get in my car to do my job where i only have a minor risk of dying. Yeah if they skip training and conditioning and just give me a gun I'm doing the funny thing but I'm not going to run even a little bit fuck that

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago
[-] plinky@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago
[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

I've got an idea, let's find this Nicholas Drummond fellow, and joker-che

[-] axont@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Can some military person tell me if their helmets are supposed to look like they don't fit? Or are they so strapped for supplies they don't have properly fitting helmets

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Wonder how many different heads those helmets have sat on in the last 2 1/2 years

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 4 months ago

They are supposed to look like this, since they are made in one size, they look out of place on thin older men though.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

I was mostly looking at the dude on the left who looks like a Spaceballs extra

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

The Russians call him the Killer of Khmelnytskyi and speak of him only in whispers

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 months ago

It's the same helmet, dude's just small.

[-] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

yfw hamas can get tandem charges standard issue but AFU cannot

[-] milk_thief@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Schörner be like

this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
147 points (100.0% liked)

the_dunk_tank

15898 readers
323 users here now

It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS