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I mean I'm with you, amerikkka

But let's not act like your totally innocent here Canada.

kkkanada

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 127 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Honestly seeing Canadians libs do third-worldism posting its really funny

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

"Imperial lackey colonizers, welcome to the.....uhm.....wait who invited these people?"

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Canadian Maoist uprising is here?!

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Canadian Juche uprising for cross-49th-parallel unification

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The Middle East will join us along with South America and Mexico

Look at whitey trying to act like they're part of the resistance. I don't think most of us from the Global South will trust Global North Nations that easily cringe

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seeing Yemen patrolling the Great Lakes would be based as fuck.

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Hey why does this Canadian knife in my back say 'American subscription expired, renew to resume services'?"

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's exactly my point. The moment it's more convenient to join The West(TM) again, they'd leave us out to dry. Most settler nations would.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh I wasn't disagreeing, I was just building on what you said.

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[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the same country that is doing racism against Indians as a political platform

[–] blame@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

don't worry, they can multitask

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

ah, so this is what all the Dems meant when they kept repeating "I believe that we can walk and chew gum at the same time"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

Just because Justin is the love child of Castro suddenly makes these maple leaf bozos think they're the vanguard of the revolution!

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he-laughed First world babies get pressed in the lightest possible way and they immediately declare a protracted people's war, fuck off Maple suckers

The Middle East will join us

No seriously fuck all the way off visible-disgust

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Middle East will join us

Dude thinks he's Paul Atreides ~~when he's more like Lawrence of Arabia (who historically betrayed his Arab allies; grudgingly or not, he chose his English colonial oppressor (he was Irish))~~ eh, circumstances are different here, he's not even pretending to fight for anyone from the global South

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Canada should clearly invade the US.

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I could do with some public healthcare and Timmies around here

Poutine is pretty good I'll give them that.

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Tim Horton is American for years now

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I went to a Tim Horton's in the Twin Cities once, it was decent but wasn't like mindblowing or anything.

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's the wrong vibe to enjoy Timmies. The best way to appreciate Timmies is you have to drive on slush covered highway in blizzard whiteout conditions at 30 mph slipping and sliding for 4 hours fearing for your life and mentally exhausted, then you see a Timmie stop in the middle of nowhere, you pull up, enjoy the cozy warmth and safety, drink the drip coffee that is so hot you can barely taste it, and some eat sugary timbits, then you're ready to go back out into the blizzard and roll the dice with your life to maybe still die on interstate highway, but this time at least the accident wouldn't be your fault. Timmies save lives if you have to drive in adverse weather. We can use some Timmies here in Colorado. Every Canadian who lives in the sticks and had to drive a lot will have their own Timmie'timeout story.

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[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Burger King bought em in 2014 and apparently proceeded to enshittify them

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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I belive that is a bit account

[–] crime@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

It's a bit that a lot of people are into, then

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

a timbit account if you will

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

That's not a question

[–] AnExcellentSteelHorse@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, I will say that "more Canadians fantasizing about killing Americans" has been a positive result of all this. I'm not saying we are going to redeem ourselves or anything, but it is a step in the right direction.

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[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Hexbears being confused by this shit is kind of funny and kind of depressing. The leader of the most powerful military in the world is making jokes about invading a country, and the normies of that country are reacting poorly to it even though they know it’s a joke. How the fuck are you people going to “community build” when you can’t understand other people on a basic level?

[–] crime@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

Who's confused? It's funny that random Kkklanadians are jumping right to threatening a PPW over treat tariffs despite zero preexisting class consciousness, no one disagrees with them that the US is a depraved garbage nation that needs to die

[–] blame@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are people actually confused by this or is this just shitposting on an insular leftist forum?

[–] crime@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm community building with the entire country of canada with every post I make here

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im Nation Building in Canada right now

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Maybe a bit off topic but

most powerful military in the world

Literally has lost every war since after ww2

This misunderstands how US military hegemony works.

The US doesn't need to win militarily to win geopolitically. Even if they lose, they can inflict a lot of damage on other nations in the process while sustaining very little themselves. Even if you beat the US you still suffer greatly from it, which makes most countries scared to challenge their economic hegemony, which is the really goal of US foreign policy.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Like Trump the Canadians are completely full of shit, aside from the fact this chest-thumping is contained 100% online, what we're looking at is a manifestation of wounded nationalist pride, not a genuine expression of anti-imperialist consciousness. They'll get in line when the leash is actually pulled

Right now everyone (whether they admit it or not) senses this is a half-baked negotiation initiative from Trump and his inner circle and not a genuine imperialist project with the backing of the MIC

The minute the MIC signals the green light and the real imperialist chilling effect is detected (like with 2002-2003 Iraq, 2001 Afghanistan, Gaza etc.) is the minute all these Canadians get real quiet and everyone scrambles to politically reorient themselves so they don't end up on the losing side of the annexation

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

How the fuck are you people going to “community build” when you can’t understand other people on a basic level?

The DPRK has been this for the last several decades(without the colonialism or support of imperialists), and the average normie has been an enemy of the DPRK until.....not until, but still an enemy of the DPRK. Two faced allies who only want to hold hands with the global South when it's in their interest is no ally. They were more than content to be lackeys of American empire until now.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Canada forever ruthkanda-forever

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

What a fucking loser. Imagine thinking Maple Syrup America is somehow doing better…

[–] TheGenderWitch@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

canadians trying to pretend they aren't just the loyal dogs of empire

[–] IncensedCedar@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago
[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

There were some Canadians I knew that described Trudeau announcing the tariffs would be delayed as "receiving whiplash". I think they were all so ready and salivating at telling Americans to go fuck themselves (but in the most liberal way possible)

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

meanwhile, trudeau:

From the beaches of Normandy to the mountains of the Korean Peninsula, from the fields of Flanders to the streets of Kandahar, we have fought and died alongside you during your darkest hours during the Iranian hostage crisis. Those 444 days, we worked around the clock from our embassy to get your innocent compatriots home.

Together, we’ve built the most successful economic, military and security partnership the world has ever seen. A relationship that has been the envy of the world.

[–] AnExcellentSteelHorse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Honestly, I will say that "more Canadians fantasizing about killing Americans" has been a positive result of all this. I'm not saying we are going to redeem ourselves or anything, but it is a step in the right direction.

Edit: on the other hand, really sad to see some Americans embracing the idea that their states should become Canadian. You live in California, have some self-respect.

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[–] roux@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

And so began the Colonizer Wars.

calm down white boy

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