2 high agency males going at it
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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I legit thought this was a parody of this kinda guy and the post was entirely about dudes fuckin. I was also forgetting about the spat going on between trump and elon in that moment. As a context-free shitpost it was really good.
Turns out it’s neither gay nor parody, and I am disappointed.
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I enjoy how they all have to mention the genitals of the people involved.
Two big guys with big balls and big dicks just swinging and colliding in the public forum. Just extramasculine frotting and docking, This is what being a big man is all about. It's a big locker room not a government. A locker room where big men with big nuts are sword fighting and they're doing Ghostbusters, oh yes, they're crossing streams. This is what really happens behind the man curtain.
It’s not gay
Tag-line.
These types of guys continue to remind me of this:
So like, I'm gay for actually admiring women?
Cool
If you don't do the bad shit to women then you're not. Are you not-all-mening us now?
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fuckin' Joey "The Jabroni" Marinara, the keeper and diviner of the most masculine of sauces.
MANnarinno
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It is ironic how chuds are against Postmodernism when that's the foundation of their ideology. Marxism is a modernist philosophy: it has concrete definitions and focuses on the scientific method. Postmodernism rejects not only Modernism, it rejects the concept of rules and definitions altogether.
So when a Marxist uses a word, they mean a specific definition with a history of understanding behind its meaning. Postmodernists, on the other hand, make up random ass shit word salad like "high agency males," where the listener is free to infer whatever they want.
Postmodernity, Baudrillard said, is the condition in which the domain of reality has become so heavily mediated by signs as to become inaccessible in itself, leaving us entirely in the domain of the simulacra, images that bear no relation to anything outside of themselves. This hyperreality is presented as the terminal stage of simulation, where signs and images become entirely self-referential.
High agency males phallocentric communication alphas betas
think phallocentrically waltuh
No more half-masts, Waltuh
It's literally indirect communication, them not speaking face to face but vagueposting on their own platforms into the air
As always buttery males projecting
When I think of ex-bffs taking to social media to air out laundry and fight I think of school aged girls and not roughneck oil rig workers, by the way I have more respect for those school girls than I do these two bozos trump and musk.
Is traditional male conflict being a couple of pissbabies online and airing each others dirty laundry in public? Is this what the greeks would have wanted?
Some of them, probably, yeah. They were greeks. If we brought back Socrates nowadays he'd probably be Tim Pool.
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Oh but when I try to initiate phallocentric communication, I'm "being gross" and "violating Instagram's terms of service"
Interesting choice of the prefixes phallo and gyno. In this dude's mind the women are women, and the men are dicks.
sniping at each other online like a couple high schoolers is the height of masculinity
Phallocentric communication
Hog posting
"The sun revolves around the penis" - this dude
crass
any high agency males want to directly communicate phallocentrically hmu
this is just how real men compete in the marketplace of ideas
Phallo-Market of Ideals.
broke: dick measuing contest
bespokle: Phallo-Market of Ideals
Yeah I'm a believer in phallocentrism: the earth orbits around one gigantic cock
Real alpha chads go tip to tip
Chad High-Agency Docking. Or C.H.A.D if you will. Give me a government office now.
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This has to be a bit
i dont know who this guy is but i refuse to believe its not a bit because its too damned funny
He's a nazi
look sweaty, we live in a phallocentric world. every day i get up and worship the phallus that is the center of the universe. there's nothing gay about it
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What is high agency male ?
it's when a penis-haver works for the federal government, while lit up on oxys/fent.
right now the WH is packed with high agency males run amok. just a bunch of dudes with pinpoint pupils under heavy eyelids, constipated as fuck, being combative and unsteady on their feet.
Gotta start selling laxatives on a lemonade stand right by the staffer's office.
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phallocentric direct communication (tweeting)
Oh my god is this real
The addition of "and it shows" feels feminine to me which highlights how made up all of this bullshit is
Two high agency males communicating fallocentrically sounds like something that you shouldn't do in the streets and scare the horses with.
There are no horses in the white-house, sir.
So phallocentric posting is a teenage breakup on the timeline
“Can’t handle” as if everyone isn’t just enjoying the show
hey, wanna see my behavioral metaphor?
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