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[–] Nightlight17776@lemmy.ca 121 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] stray@pawb.social 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, spider, but it's this or the mercy of the cats.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

There ain't no mercy where the purr comes from

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You rather die now?

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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 97 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The spiders have their corners in my house. Doesn't bother me. They eat the pesky flying insects that like to fly in my face.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Spider bro

They can’t look extraordinarily deadly though if they don’t wanna be taken outside - any daddylonglegs lookers are 100% safe to corner chill

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago

I am fine with a few spiders around, but the detente does not extend to eggsacs.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This take could swing from normal all the way to unhinged depending on the number and size the spiders

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 months ago

Distant cackling

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same here, although they're not catching much of the current infestation of Maple/Boxelder bugs.

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I like their look and dopey panicked movements when they notice you watching them, but the cute looks get old when there's 20 sunbathing on the wrong side of the kitchen window.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only spiders I’ve seen want to eat those are cellar spiders, and even that seems reluctant on their part lol. Guess they really taste horrible or something.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Wiki does say tastes bad for birds. Maybe some irritant? I know spiders don't have taste buds, but chemical sensing hairs near the mouth instead doing the closest spider equivalent.

Edit: their feet taste too? Damn.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Spider steps on boxelder bug

’Eww eww eww get it off!’

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have off-limits places: where I sleep and in the shower. If I can’t reach them and they’re there… unfortunately they get the hand vac. Otherwise, it’s time to bring out and index card and Dedicated Spider Cup. It’s outside if it’s not winter, and basement if it’s winter.

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[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

I love that the bear also uses a cup and napkin 😂

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Alien invasion!

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow, he deported the spider. Unbelievable.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (4 children)

While I try to let them chill for the most part, the eight legged bastard that descended from the ceiling in the middle of the room to just eye level with me got clapped like a bitch.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

That guy is the reason why all spiders get the impediment of the doubt from me.

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They're all good, until I notice them. That's my policy

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I had one plop off the ceiling onto my shoulder while I was working a few weeks ago. Took a pic and sent it to my daughters to remind them spiders are our friends and then took him off my shoulder and put him on the ground.

My philosophy... if he's surviving in my house, he's eating bugs and providing a service.

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Killing spiders is a scam by big fly/mosquito/insert insect of choice.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Second, find a take-away container, scoop the spider into the container

What, like an excavator?

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[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

All the spiders in my house got names... The are all named Gunter!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So they got a name, not names.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I forgot to mention Günter!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Too late, he moved out because he didn't feel appreciated.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Noooooo Günter i am Sorry! 😭

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Funny, I expect all penguins to have that name.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

People of Earth, your attention, please. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition.

The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

House-dwelling spiders are usually adapted to life inside the house (likely cave-dwelling species). Their survival rate outside is not very good.

[–] stray@pawb.social 15 points 2 months ago

Maybe it depends on where you live, but I always find the same spiders living in gardens or on the side of a shed or something, so I've never been worried about that except in winter.

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Also you do NOT want to face an all spider jury one day.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 25 points 2 months ago

You have the right to be judged by a jury of your fears.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

96 eyes all judging me.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Jumping spiders are always welcome in my home.

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[–] eldain@feddit.nl 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's really cute until you apply the "alive in wrong space at wrong time" philosophy to cockroaches and termites. Clean your house and keep the local wildlife outside.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Spiders eat those things. That guy up there called those eating meat hypocrites but they're a little off missing this fact.

People who save spiders and eat meat do it because they're not hypocrites. They respect their own kind.

[–] Hirom@beehaw.org 12 points 2 months ago

I started releasing rather than killing spiders after reading "Blade Runner: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"

In that future, most animals have disappeared and people consider the sight of a spider as an extraordinary thing. Sparing a single spider might be vain, but it feels right knowing insect/spider population is quickly decreasing.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Except moskito and fly. And flies that suck blood get hunted.

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It says not bothering anyone.

[–] Fugit@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

If they survive my cats, rather than kicking them out, I catch and dispatch them inside the house. They more than deserve it.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I understand the metaphor, but I think we as men are the spiders.

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