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We deserve our own state. Whose shit should we take?

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Belgium. Ridiculous fake country with no right to exist

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Or Switzerland, equally fake

This is how we wind up in Siberia with several truckloads of musical instruments. Thanks a lot, Trans Siberian Orchestra.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I say take over Utah before the Mormons cause an unprecedented ecological disaster by drying up the Great Salt Lake

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been saying Utah should go to the Juggalos but really anyone besides the Mormons would be a vast improvement

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would appreciate more people being able to try Faygo

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could the Faygo help with the drying lake?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The water is replaced by Faygo

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Couple of these bad boys and it starts a party

An entire lake and we can bring peace to the entire world

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Good taste, whoop whoop!

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

The land should go to the indigenous people who would be way better at protecting the ecology.

[–] bananon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have an story idea for a post-collapse USA with deseret as one of the regional states, not because the Mormons are powerful, but because we have so royally fucked over the ecology of the desert that it functions as a badlands, and the future mormons function as nomadic marauders.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Raiding the countryside forcing travelers to buy into their mlm scheme

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Transnistria or Translyvania

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Cisapline gaul just to make it weird

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Transatlantic cargo ship

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Terf Island but there is nothing worth taking

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You say that but there are hundreds or even thousands of priceless artifacts we could repatriate to their original owners, just to start with.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Lies. Our rail replacement bus services are world class.

Dorley Hall can be built at the new capital

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think the obvious choice is Terf Island

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Seconded. My parents house can be parliament. They'd hate that

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

If half the comments on Facebook are accurate, it's already theirs and believing in "biological sex" is now a crime punishable by hanging.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Texas and Kansas and everything in between. It will be called Transas.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

G*rmany. Destroy G*rmany. Luxury real estate in the heart of e*rope and its completely infested with g*rmans.

Now aren't you g*rman yourself I hear you ask, and regrettably I cannot deny this grave accusation it's completely true. However https://youtu.be/gtaTzFmAabk?t=112

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

antideutsche but not fascist

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Germany as in Cisalpine Gaul will become Transalpine Gaul 2

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No need to take shit. When we reinstate the USSR, we will create a "trans autonomous oblast" in some fertile unpopulated region of wherever, like Siberia or the empty donut of central Spain:

Only 10% of the population of Spain live inside the blue area, the remaining 90% live in the rest of the country (without forgetting the islands).

It would also be cool to make projects of regenerative agriculture on the north-african Mediterranean coast.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Surely the LGBT+ will get Ibiza. As far as I'm aware it's basically ours already anyway. We just need to make it official.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ibiza is sadly taken by *nglo and G#rman drunkard tourists, much more so than by queer people. It would be the best fate possible for the island certainly. Fortunately we don't need to repress or relocate said craKKKers, they'll progressively disappear if we leave to themselves thanks to their cultural practice of Balconing

For further details on last year's balconing prizes, this website is gold

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

their cultural practice of Balconing

For further details on last year's balconing prizes, this website is gold

Incredible. You should repost this expose for the wider hexbear audience.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

If you think people would like it, I'll make a post about it lmao

[–] lizard_thing@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

the joint LGBTQ coalition shall govern the Democratic People's Republic of Seattle

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Br*tain isn't doing anything useful, might as well camp there

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That would mean having to be around british people though. Unless you're gonna do cispartheid

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought we were gonna turn them into cat boys?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

c/goodposting

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Depends on how much territory i can take in my most recent eu 5 game

Currently most of poland, a good chunk of belarus, ukraine and lithiuania and like a small slice of Czechia

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

will this be the flag?

[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

How about transcaucasia?

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Berlin. And we won't be stopping there.

We already have a state tho, Malta!

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always thought that Finland should be (even) more trans

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

The finlandisation of trans

[–] bloopything@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago