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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 101 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

To save you doing the conversion, that's 36.3kg.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is that? Like 100 Budweiser's?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago

Works out to about .56 Taylor Swifts.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, now could you convert that to American Standard lbs? /s

[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

That’s about the weight of four, 20 lb bags of 9mm ammo

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah! Finally a metric I can understand!

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Still need it converted to freight trains, football fields and big macs

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 16 points 2 days ago

Wait I can't count that high can we visualize it with how many schools you can shoot up with those?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Whic is heavier than four, 20 lb bags of feathers. Because steel is heavier than feathers.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Hmmm tungsten. I learnt fro Scrooge McDuck that tungsten has a remarkable value per weight, no joke, and i am paying attention.

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

In 2018, assuming the side length is around 170cm this would be about 19.25 tons/m³ × 5m³ × $30000/ton = $2,887,500

Also this would mean that the studio floor is carrying ~100 tons on that spot the cube occupied, pretty strong.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Best I can do is $30

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I hope it doesn't require a subscription or internet access

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 78 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The old version didn't and some retailers still sell that.
We have found customers prefer the experience with the app! It is just the the experience without the app, but more modern. iOS only for now, but an Android version is expected soon!

[–] Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't decide if I want to upvote for causing the visceral reaction to this comment, or down vote for the same.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ve been experiencing this dilemma a lot lately and I think we need a word for it.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago

Its not original but "appnauseum" comes to mind...

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[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 7 points 2 days ago

too bad. Mandatory Internet connection to enable the ai enhancement features, and as a bonus uses built in Infrared sensors to upload your walking habits straight to Palantir. Updates are 2gb each because what the hell are patches or deltas. Uses 24w on idle for some reason. Includes agentic ai!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

So, how much does it cost?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

It's 80 quid, innit?

Always about 30% more than you're expecting.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The app for this thing sucks tho

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It will be unsupported in 6 months too.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn, they're gonna brick my block just like that?

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 10 points 1 day ago

Don’t brick my brick bro

I honestly don't know which is more real: The mere existence of an app for an inert hunk of metal, or the fact that it's a miserable user experience?

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[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (5 children)

80 pound only? At that size? What, is it filled with sand?

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 53 points 2 days ago

Probably cheaper than solid steel, enshittification strikes again

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ever seen the inside of an Aero bar?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Deceptive marketing. The 80 lb model is the budget model, but the picture shows the much fancier 300 lb model.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah, they switched production methods in the 90s to save on manufacturing costs.

Back in the 70s they were made from solid steel

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Awesome I was looking for a wedding gift

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 17 points 2 days ago

Cool! Does it have AI? Also I want it to connect to a phone app, do not bring me an actual program, or a website (I don't understand what's a "browser", is it Google?), bring me an app! I'm fine with a subscription model, or if the cube starts leaking ooze onto the counter without it. It's also fine if the cube is expected to leak ooze two years from now, because some server thingamajig is gone.

/s obviously.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Steel?

When is someone gonna innovate, and develop the tech to do this with TUNGSTEN?

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Hmm.... something about it, that's uh-...

[–] null@lemmy.org 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, but what attachments does it have?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago
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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (19 children)

I love how which devices get countertop space is a real reflection on culture around the world.

Here in the UK you can always find an electric kettle, without question. In Italy a Moka pot. In Japan a rice cooker.

It says a lot about what's important to people.

It's only really in the US that you see such a proliferation of hyper-specific gadgets. Smoothie maker, waffle maker, electric egg poacher, vegetable spiralizer...

I don't know if that says anything about American culture, or just that you guys have really big kitchens.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I've never seen any of those with permanent counter space in any American kitchen. I've never even heard of an electric egg poacher.

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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's how I feel about airfryers when I already have a perfectly good convection oven.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Airfryers are just much faster to deal with smaller things. Less air to heat up before it reaches the desired temp.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sometimes I use my oven for one thing and my air fryer for another thing at the same time.

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes, but if you have other red appliances, the shade of red won't match.

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