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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 91 points 3 months ago

Trump is using Hitler's language

So does Biden sometimes and he's actively facilitating a genocide so what's their point

[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Both of them struggle putting together sentences in English, and now they're supposedly fluent in German?

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

All the Germanic languages are just the same language with different accents

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 71 points 3 months ago

What the fuck. This is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago

Also aren't the skibidi toilets the bad guys WHY IS THIS SO ON THE NOSE

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago

ALSO THIS WOULD BE BIDEN TOILET NOT SKIBIDI BIDEN OH MY GOD THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT THE WORSE IT GETS agony-mescaline

[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

Po Ke Mon Go To The Polls hillgasm

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

At this point, I'm wondering if the poor editor and voice actor just realized they dug a ditch when it comes to Biden... (how does this pass; usually the MAGA people would put this stuff up)

Just, wtf....

[-] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

There's a 0% chance anyone involved with the creation of this skit knows anything about Skibidi Toilet besides have their kid show them the first one

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[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 58 points 3 months ago

I am brave and I watched it. Ummm. I have seen these skibdi memes. So not only this is unfunny. Its also not remotely trying to do the meme. There's no music.

I guess its supposed to be : oh its a head in a toilet. And also trump. Now laugh. Well its a reference to that one thing. The kids love it. Isn't it funny we are referencing it. Also trump. Whoa how funny is that.

Fuck this. Colbert should be legally denied from doing comedy.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

I feel like i might never think anything is funny again because this video ruined the concept for me

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago

That was the most cursed shit I have ever seen

Poor intern that had to animate that

[-] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago

Not ever going to watch this, not even at gunpoint

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

It's kinda worth it just to see how incredibly bad it manages to be. It's almost a work of art

[-] huf@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago
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[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

Welp, the skibidi toilet meme is officially over. It lasted surprisingly a long time.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

As a millennial I feel like I have to deeply apologize to the zoomers

Look, I swear he used to be funny. I shit you not, this isn't a smurf-cursed situation where he always sucked, he genuinely used to be pretty funny

Our generation should have taken Stephen Colbert out back and put him out of his misery years ago and I'm really sorry to you that we we didn't

Like this could have maybe worked for his old character if he was intentionally doing a bit about being old and out of touch but this is just sad

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

It doesn’t matter that you should have, it matters that you didn’t. Say hi to Robespierre for us.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 months ago

I understand. All I ask is you make it quick. 🫡

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

j-just keep looking at that playlist of fall out boy music videos on the phone at the bottom of the basket for me, ok

gui-better snipes-hesitation

(we have to shoot the rope apart for this because we left the knife at home and we cant get the end loose)

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[-] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 51 points 3 months ago

Wow the only thing I've seen that comes remotely close to this is Ajit Pai with the fidget spinners seven years ago.

Pro tip for the libs: do not try to use the latest, hippest memes to paper over a gap in youth support that exists for material reasons.

[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

I had to close it immediately visible-disgust

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[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

how to delete someone elses post

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Siri, how to sue someone for making me watch something so bad that it hurt me physically?

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago

It's only 18 seconds, but I couldn't make it to the endwalter-breakdown

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[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

Hide post. HIDE POST. where is the goddamn

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

Gonna have to block OP. I'm sorry... have-to-kill-this-guy

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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago

If you tell yourself Colbert is just doing the liberal counterpart to his Report character it's hilarious. The fact it's actually sincere is incredibly depressing.

These are the people who were supposed to be relying on to stop fascism.

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna brush past everything else cringe in this to focus on one thing:

Not bothering to warp Biden's face in unsettling ways.

Commit to the bit you cowards! Like, if you're gonna do this whole soullessly gesturing at the internet trends of literal children, at least commit to the bit.

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

we can't deface our beautiful president! that's against the rules.

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[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 months ago

Liberals really are unfunny hackfrauds

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[-] Magician@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

I hate how Colbert introduces this nightmare. And then the video of course references trump.

"trump is using hitler's language"

Like it's a warning? It's not meant to be funny - just another thing for libs to remember shitty talking points that barely held to in 2020.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

One can imagine Sisyphus taking up Kurt Cobain's mic....

[-] JealousCactus@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

"This failed to get the youths interested. How about Big Trumpus?"

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Damn, Big Trumpus would unironically make me laugh.

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago
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[-] buh@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Gamer Protip: playing Tetris after witnessing a traumatic event can mitigate its long term effects

[-] huf@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

who the fuck sits on the writer team for this idiot? are they all as old and stupid as he is? what the fuck?

can they not hire someone who's under 30 and heavily internetpilled? why?

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

Because their target audience is 30 to 45 year old libs.

They intentionally wrote incredibly tame toothless jokes.

It's the kids who would stand in a circle and whisper cuss words while giggling but for adults.

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[-] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago
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[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

I'm just...baffled. Did anyone who made this actually think it was funny? Did people laugh in the writer's room? I can't wrap my head around it. Like, I can at least understand edgelord humor. I, too, was once an edgy 13 year old who scrolled through /b/ and ED, so I get the appeal of "subversive" humor (which I now understand is literally the opposite of subversive, since it just reinforces existing power structures). But even if I try to put myself in the shoes of a #Resistance #MullerTime terminal TDS lib I just can't see what could possibly be funny about this.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This makes "Pokemon Go to the polls" look like amateur hour.

If it wasn't Joever before, it is now.

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[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

Steven Colbert might be the most convincing argument against being yourself. All his output past the Colbert Report has been painful.

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[-] wombat@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

stalin shouldn't have stopped at berlin

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Like Biden could stay on topic for 18 seconds

[-] fox@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Who is this for? Skibidi toilet is just gmod YouTube poops for gen alpha, none of which are old enough to vote. Everyone else on the planet looks at skibidi toilet and goes "haha yeah those kids so weird haha"

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[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

God is dead, and we have killed him

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Some of you are alright. Don't go to the Ed Sullivan Theater tomorrow.

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