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I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108

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[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 122 points 8 months ago

do not, my friends, become addicted to feel-good pee pee sex. it will take hold of you, and you will resent it's absence

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 68 points 8 months ago

what a gay

what a lovely gay

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 103 points 8 months ago

Ah yes the Jordan Peterson school of "actually fucking women is super gay".

[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 62 points 8 months ago

Women are girls and girls are feminine and icky. Men are boys and boys are masculine and tough so it's less gay to like masculine features! That's pretty straightforward!

[-] huf@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

lol no, sex with women is gay sex. sex with men is of course gay sex.

firing a gun at a tree (or a child, or whatever) is straight.

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 84 points 8 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago

If having pee pee feel good sex makes me gay then lock me up in gay prison mon capitane.

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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 81 points 8 months ago

Fellas, is it gay to enjoy sex with a woman?

[-] roux@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago

This is twice this week I make a comment, and then scroll to see someone had made it half an hour before me.

I'm unoriginal.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago

Silver is a perfectly acceptable medal.

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[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 23 points 8 months ago

i would spin this as "i'm with it with the memes"

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[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Satire has finally died

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 78 points 8 months ago

the two sexualities:

  • gay
  • ace person who doesn't like sex but is trying to conform to societal expectations
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[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 62 points 8 months ago

June twenty-ninth. I gotta get more straight. Too much sex with women has turned me gay. Too much hand holding has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 cocks sucked each morning, 50 ass rimmings. There will be no more vaginas, no more big boobs, no more destroyers of my masculinity. From now on will be total men. Every ass must be tight.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

There's nothing more manly than men having sex with men

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago
  • British Navy recruitment, 1740
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 58 points 8 months ago

You're gay because you love men. I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same - that guy who got owned by Greta that time.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 52 points 8 months ago

Guys a dickhead but I've noticed recently that he's becoming more of a persona - stuff like this is clearly ironic but it hides his weird trad shit underneath. He's clearly just baiting interactions because he's fallen out of the relevance he once had. Best thing is to just ignore it.

Imagine this tweet with only 150 views.

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

Is artificial insemination the straightest way of having children? Local nutjob says yes.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

geordi-no artificial insemination

geordi-yes local nutjub

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

feel good pee pee sex

hell yeah dude

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

tate says stuff like this so often that i'm pretty sure he's not hetero. like fascism does fun stuff psychologically, but this is just so unhinged. i don't even think jbp would cop to this. ace fascist tate i guess.

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[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

Fingers are for HUNTING WILDEBEEST and PICKING BERRIES. Anyone who uses their fingers for typing stuff on a dumbdumb computer is a wastrel.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

How many kids does he have again?

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago

He claims he has 10 by multiple women but all these kids and their mothers are "out of the public eye" so whether they really exist is who knows?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

Even assuming that's true, the chances that he's a parent to any of those children is near 0.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

That's a good thing. Its definetly better to be fatherless than to have Andrew Tate for a dad

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

Andrew Tate cucked me by getting my Canadian girlfriend pregnant oooaaaaaaauhhh

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[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

I was like "this is for sure a bit" and then I looked at who posted it... jesus-christ

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[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

All jokes aside really don't know how you can post something like this to the internet in earnest and still maintain you're an alpha male. This just broadcasts "I don't fuck and I have sour grapes".

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[-] Doubledee@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

I already feel sorry for the poor kids of the dumbest meatheads and wannabe-meatheads in the world who followed the advice of their idol and fathered a number of children for his approval rather than out of any interest in being a parent.

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

Thank you. I can finally post on c/anti_cishet_aktion!

[-] Juiceyb@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

I don't have five kids but I have a loving family. I guess it's time for me to be gay and do crimes. sicko-gay

[-] iie@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

Fuck where do I remember this emoji from

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Counterpoint: any time one has non-reproductive PIV sex, one creates a fork in the timeline where the contraceptives failed and the result was carried to term.

Veni, vidi, vici.

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

therefore there must be a fork where every single time a man had sex he had an additional child

"goddamn why does this keep happening to me?" says the man with 58 children, learning his 59th is on its way

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

Idk thinking about other guys dicks is kinda gay

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

Everyone is either gay, or secretly gay

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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

I was lamenting thinking that there's nothing the left could do to disabuse people of the Andrew Tates and Jordan Petersons of the world. Hosting events, being normal, and having fun might be enough. Even if you framed it like "idk if I could do anything about your woman problems, but want to go hang out on the beach?" would be enough to make some people skip their nightly posting rituals.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Deeply closeted and unserious. Genetic legacy?

If you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay.

Checks wikipedia for wife child info RELATIVES - FATHER, BROTHER.. .... fry

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

been telling people forever that hes closeted

how is this not obvious to everybody?

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[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!

Don't (didn't?) you literally run a porn site?

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I know this is bait but it honestly made me laugh. Tate should transition to stand up comedy.

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

Straightest thing I've ever read

[-] roux@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

lie back and think of England vibes

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